Nami: Alright Zoro!! Go left and I'll meet you there!! I gotta get Luffy!!
Zoro: Alright! *proceeds to turn around and go back*
Nami: ...... WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?
Zoro: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?? YOU SAID TO GO THIS WAY?
Nami: I SAID GO LEFT!!
Zoro: THE SUBTITLES AREN'T WORKING NAMI!!
Nami: NOT MY FAULT YOU'RE DYSLEXIC!!
*ANGRY FIGHTING NOISES*
Luffy: *proceeds to drown*
(I dunno what this is......)
Sanji: I thought you didn't do this?
Zoro: do what.
Sanji: the whole, hand holding thing
Zoro: I don't
Sanji: then why are you holding mine?
Zoro: because it's yours
YOU! YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY BLIND IF YOU THINK I'M NOT KISSING THIS BABYGIRL!!
We need more traumatised One Piece Headcannons!! Not with just our boy Snooj
Like
Luffy hallucinates Ace at night,Luffy has a fear of Blood on his hands
Or
Zoro is visibly uncomfortable around long staircases
Or Maybe
Nami has a fear of Sharks, Nami hates pistols !
Usopp is literally an angst magnet!!
GIVE ME SOME ANGST A03 COME ON, WORK WITH ME
Sanji *Casually walking up to Zoro and kicking his leg to wake him* : I found something I'm better at than you marimo
Zoro *Knowing a fight has started and is already involved*:I'll believe it when I see it, 4th place.
Sanji *grinning*: I'm more flexible than you
Zoro *Eyebrow raised*: Flexible? I work out every day how could you be more flexible?
Sanji: *Does the splits* *Puts his leg up to his head* Puts his arm all the way around his neck*
Zoro *stareing in absolute horror*: WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOUR BONES!?
Look, I know Luffy is the quirky MC and he's "supposed" to be younger than most of his crew but
but like
Why he so small?
He's literally the shortest in the crew (second to da Chop) Oda did him dirty 😔
Happy Pride everyone!!
Have a smash or pass list from me to you <3
Had a thought, Croco is a big man so he has big sneezes right? SO IMAGINE
The crocodile fight but when they are battling Croco sneezes and his sand head explodes. It takes a second for him to reassemble it and Luffy is just giggling like a mad man for the rest of the fight.
Law: We are NOT friends Mugiwara-ya
Luffy: well, according to this poll I took, which has 100 answers of yes, I'd say otherwise
Law: .......did you vote 100 times?
Luffy: .....
Law: .....
Old men Mmmmh 😋 Gravity Falls and Beetlejuice Fanatic!! I'm as dumb as they come 👍 Sometimes I do art or Fanfics!
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