Can You Make Origami With Playing Cards?

((Very short disclaimer that while the character may be a minor to some extent, the Mun is not. Despite that, please continue to keep NSFW stuff away from this blog.))

((I'm looking at you, person who's submission I will neither mention nor post.))

((Ugh. Sorry everyone, this won't impede on the current shenanigans, feel free to send in asks for the vacant inbox still! I just need to go bleach my eyes real quick...))

Well, I have eyes in my wings and plus my two closed eyes of course, just be careful with the wings tho. *open arms* hugs?

“Hugs.” The anon agrees, and hugs you. Trick’s almost impossibly soft, it almost made one wonder what she had knit her robes out of. On top of that she still has that slightly purple coat of fur too, so that helps.

Ah oop

<Candidate Located>

Name: Appri-Dot

Occupation: Angst Demon

Entity Class: Mun

<Identity classified as suitable replacement>

<Welcome, user: Appri >

How can we be of assistance?

[Note: uplink lag detected, responses may be delayed.]

Then manual didn't come? I'll have someone ship it to you, but yeah! Also, sorry about your head! I can get you a new shelf if the one you smashed your head on broke.

“Eh, it’s fine, I... get hit quite a lot, you get used to it. Plus I’ve been gluing my stuff to the shelf ever since someone tried to rob me, so everything’s fine!”

<Critical Error: Command console disconnected>

<Tampering Detected, engaging reboot...>

[Thank you all for appearing in this time of need, we'll be back as soon as we are able! Apologies for the holdup, messing with our own source code is hard and also dangerous. More updates to come.]

<Channel Closed>

(@appri-dot ) The narrator points out that raspberries aren't usually blue... but why not!

Raspberry holds that defensive pose for awhile longer before they sloooowly open an eye and just squint at you. They're visibly confused now.

"Hello??? I... do you want something? Are you still there? What..." They ask, not seeming to understand why you were acting kinda aggressively a second earlier before going back to passive.

Warily, the small blue thing waves it's hand in the air, as if trying to see if your eyes'll track it. "Can you... speak?"

According to what you can feel, yes, you actually can! This body has a voice and everything if you choose to use it.

Appri-Caught (RP thread)

,,,,creamy coffee

Trick snaps and the coffee cup literally just poofs into existence in front of you, along with a cloud of glitter. Somehow it's still warm despite being pulled from thin air.

"Don't worry the glitter's edible too." She reassures you.

Nebbie..? Sounds a little like "nubby"!

Agreed, it is amusing is it not?

[At least we believe this feeling to be amusement?]

Though such a name was technically based on "nebula" at first. We... get the impression that you believe Trick to be much older than she actually is, youth from her culture often have endearing names until they mature.

By reading through various logs, we have discovered she finds this quite [embarrassing].

Wait a minute, I am one of the candidates???

She finally turns to look at you. “Oh, no, but you could be! If you’re interested of course, it’s sort of a volunteer kind of thing. I’d advise you ask Appri for the details.”

Don’t worry, we’ll help as best as we can!

<Uplink Online>

<Candidate Accepted>

Name: Inky

Classification: Cute

Entity Type: Mun

<Welcome to the interface: Inky >

We express our thanks, your help should prove invaluable. Especially within the latest problem we have only just now discovered.

[Explosion Imminent]

Ignore that.