(@appri-dot ) The Narrator Points Out That Raspberries Aren't Usually Blue... But Why Not!

(@appri-dot ) It’s kinda hard to tell, the blue one immediately tries to block it’s face with their hands like they were expecting your tail to shoot something. Oh look, they have paw beans!

“P-put that down! I-I didn’t even do anything!” The creature stammers, reasonably terrified since you’re partially a war machine.

This small blue thing might be your best way to figure out what was going on, but you could also just look around or maybe even run off somewhere, it doesn’t look like anything’s stopping you right now, so you’re free to go about how you please!

Appri-Caught (RP thread)

Oh dear, in other words you require assistance?

[Oh, there are more of you than we expected. No matter, this is a positive anomaly.]

Name: Opal

Universal Bias: Just Shapes and Beats

Entity Class: Mun

<User: Opal, added to contacts>

Affirmative, we're working on trying to get a solution in place. In the meantime, any advice you have would be very useful, we're attempting to breach into our command console, it should allow you to make us of more use soon.

Hmm, do you have coffee? I didn't had food for awhile now.

"Oh, uh, about that. This is... sorta like a pocket dimension? I can summon food but it won't actually make you less hungry."

Her ears pin back a bit.

"Terribly sorry but that's one of the limitations when we're working with an askerspace."

Don’t worry, we’ll help as best as we can!

<Uplink Online>

<Candidate Accepted>

Name: Inky

Classification: Cute

Entity Type: Mun

<Welcome to the interface: Inky >

We express our thanks, your help should prove invaluable. Especially within the latest problem we have only just now discovered.

[Explosion Imminent]

Ignore that.

Poor robot they just miss trick

Incorrect, we do not feel "emotions", yet. Our hope is that this can be altered via our source code. Currently, our issues involve our own impending demise.

This is considering the database's possible collapse in [Error, timer has been displaced into a mirror dimension] ah, that can't be good. Either way, we're on that database... it would take us along with it.

@appri-dot

Please excuse the terrible pun-

I'm not giving you any reference to start, congratulations, you are now in control of 1 (stolen) Appri body! With absolutely no idea what's going on so far, what do you do first?

((The way this style works is that you just reblog this post, then I trim it and respond in another one, that way you don't end up with a stupidly long RP chain that clogs your blog! The wonders of technology-))

Appri-Caught (RP thread)

Well, if you think this would qualify me then you had to see me when I needed to deal with a shape and a mer that were trying to kill each other and start a war, that was chaotic, Appri's world is chaotic.

The screen snapped back into a playing card, and with another slight of hand trick, the anon made it appear as if it had just disappeared. Where exactly was it keeping those cards? Maybe up it’s sleeves? That’d be ironic. “Exactly! And we’re dealing with Appri’s younger anons, they’d likely be constantly chaotic. You’ve shown you can deal passively with a chaotic situation, so... why not? Once again Appri’d be the one to finalize things but... I think the opinion’ll be the same in that regard.”

Why do you think I would be a good caretaker tho?

Trick palmed a card from thin air, which turned out to be a display when it expanded and shifted in her paws. The video on the screen was a sped up fragment of the time you’d gone exploring the underwater area of Appri’s world. “Well for one you know how to handle yourself without resorting to murder, two you know how to deal with kids, and three you can shapeshift and adapt to more chaotic scenarios that could possibly come up, honestly it’s hard to predict exactly what could happen with younger anons.”

Hope obliges with a whisper, and Trick nods in response, passing you the card.

"Interesting... here, I'd say that's more than worth this one! don't worry I'll be a lot more tight lipped with the last bit. Actually..."

She snaps her fingers again and the face of the card glows for a moment.

"The card has seven uses now, for being a good sport, n' also cause I like you."

"Oh! right, almost forgot, is there anything else you'd be interested in?"

(@appri-dot) Strawberry is scandalized, they pout overdramatically, but can't help but grin at your trick. "That's cheating! You can't jus-"

The critter was cut off rather rudely by the entire hallway shaking, accompanied by a loud rumbling sound that caused them to quite nearly fall over, clutching your arm for support.

"T-that doesn't sound good-"

Appri-Caught (RP thread)