Logs?
<Notice: This is flooded with glitches and bloat, we've dug out a few that may prove interesting.>
024-47: Complete disconnect of Trick from oasis.
024-74: Backup systems functional
028-28: Illicit scan detected, location compromised, preparing defense rig.
028-34: Defense successfully withheld 24 Illicit items
028-35: Illicit items appear to be retreating.
028-47: Illicit jump drive charge detected, determining destination…
028-48: Code Red, destination determined to be the oasis itself.
028-49: [Intelligible]
<This was all the systems themselves got out before something crippled them. We do not know what the "Illicit items" are, unfortunately.>
My name...you can call me Eluy!
<User: -Placeholder-'s name has been changed to Eluy >
Understood, remember the command prompt we mentioned earlier? It unfortunately contains a dreaded
"click to verify you are not a robot"
Security measure, most devious. We have yet to crack such a secure lock such as clicking a textbox with random patterns.
Synthesizing hands has been considered unviable, but you all have hands, correct? You could be capable of bypassing such a difficult security measure.
Hope obliges with a whisper, and Trick nods in response, passing you the card.
"Interesting... here, I'd say that's more than worth this one! don't worry I'll be a lot more tight lipped with the last bit. Actually..."
She snaps her fingers again and the face of the card glows for a moment.
"The card has seven uses now, for being a good sport, n' also cause I like you."
"Oh! right, almost forgot, is there anything else you'd be interested in?"
Haha, should I be worried?
<Candidate Detected>
Name: Nobody
[wait is nobody a name? We must have this wrong-]
Composition: 90% star, 10% assorted exotic material.
Entity Type: Character
<Though it was previously unconsidered that stars could be sentient, their core soul still matches what we need>
<Welcome, User: -placeholder- >
Answer: Likely, cores one through five are distorting, the tarots are getting restless, and our caretaker is still trapped in the ROOM of another world. We were not programmed to deal with a situation this complex, but we shall try our best in her absence.
Request: Your name, calling you "nobody" is likely rude.
Hmm, do you have coffee? I didn't had food for awhile now.
"Oh, uh, about that. This is... sorta like a pocket dimension? I can summon food but it won't actually make you less hungry."
Her ears pin back a bit.
"Terribly sorry but that's one of the limitations when we're working with an askerspace."
Awa
<New User Detected>
<Syncing to serverside accounts>
Name: Kirai
Designation: Fluffy
Entity Type: Mun
<Account registered>
Welcome! You should have permissions now.
How much do you know oh wise anon?
"Pfft, I wouldn't say I'm wise, just experienced." Trick sighed, "but I do know a whole lot, mostly about random things nobody cares about."
Though she won't say it, she's flattered.
,,,,creamy coffee
Trick snaps and the coffee cup literally just poofs into existence in front of you, along with a cloud of glitter. Somehow it's still warm despite being pulled from thin air.
"Don't worry the glitter's edible too." She reassures you.
"No, in all seriousness send me asks. Sitting in this starry void is boring."
...Well, that response was quite the left turn, are you okay?!
“Perfectly! No but in all seriousness it’s alright, the nature of my occupation generally means I end up in tough spots quite a bit, that’s just how it is. Personally I’m fine with getting hit over the head every once in awhile if it means I can do some good out here in the multiverse, ya know?” She confidently puts her paws on her hips with a smile.
What's going on here? Ó.ò
<Signal Recieved>
Name: Defness
Specialty: Water manipulation
Entity Type: Named anon
<Huh, we already have records on this one. Something about a ray gun? We'll just add them here...>
<Welcome, User: Defness >
Answer: As previously stated, our facility, which was previously maintained by Trick Anon, has fallen into critical status. We are seeking your assistance in retrieving her and managing what has occurred in her absence.
A mischievous anon that tends to poke into places it probably shouldn't. Creator / bestower of Trick!Cards, and fully interactable!
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