(@appri-dot ) You're Just Making Them Even More Confused, But At Least Raspberry's Not All Spooked Anymore.

Don’t worry, we’ll help as best as we can!

<Uplink Online>

<Candidate Accepted>

Name: Inky

Classification: Cute

Entity Type: Mun

<Welcome to the interface: Inky >

We express our thanks, your help should prove invaluable. Especially within the latest problem we have only just now discovered.

[Explosion Imminent]

Ignore that.

Oh no, it's okey, It's nit like I feel hungry, I am star I can consume anything as energy, oxigen and carbon are also things I "eat", but I like the taste of food and I hadn't any for a while.

Her ears perk back up nigh instantly.

"Oh, why didn't you say so? It was coffee right? What type? I know some people tend to get real specific with how they brew it."

Soooo...ya got any secrets about trick! >:>

<Emoticons analyzed, determined as a semi suitable method of expression>

<Basic emotive program added>

:0 The closest to what we are feeling at the moment is [offended], what do you take us for? A rumor mill?

<.<

>.>

Okay so we didn't tell you this, but she isn't an anon, never has been. And her name isn't just her title! :3

Ah oop

<Candidate Located>

Name: Appri-Dot

Occupation: Angst Demon

Entity Class: Mun

<Identity classified as suitable replacement>

<Welcome, user: Appri >

How can we be of assistance?

[Note: uplink lag detected, responses may be delayed.]

(@appri-dot ) I mean… okay? I guess you can try making a pose with the exoskeleton, and you do! It's quite flexible actually, well oiled, and slightly warm to the touch, which is weird because most of the stuff around here is dusty and old.

Upon further inspection, despite being a “server room”, most of the servers here are off, all of them actually, except one. Also the huge screen isn’t broken, it’s just not on either.

Also, even weirder, there’s a couple of mattresses that look like they once belonged to hospital beds before someone tucked them away in a corner of this room. There’s all sorts of stuff on the floor, like someone had been staying here for awhile, but they clearly were not here now. Also one of the server racks looks like it’s been knocked over to block where you assumed the door was, so I don’t think you’re getting out that way easily.

You’re free to interact with this place how you wish!

Appri-Caught (RP thread)

*My shapesona is a star so I am slightly more warmer than what is normal, but not uncomfortably so*

The hug lasts a bit longer until eventually, Trick lets go. She pulls away and looks at you. Not really in any sort of hostile stance, just bemused, she was expecting the anons to try and blow up her house or something, not this. It was… a welcome surprise. “Did you really come all this way just for a hug?”

Do you happen to know of the Mystery Box, a box that is a literal lottery of weapons-?

"No, and everything about that sounds like a bad idea, especially when you all are the ones suggesting it."

"Nope! Not interested or curious whatsoever."

A long pause, and then, to nobody's suprise, her curiosity gets the best of her.

"Okay maybe just one try-"

Well, if you think this would qualify me then you had to see me when I needed to deal with a shape and a mer that were trying to kill each other and start a war, that was chaotic, Appri's world is chaotic.

The screen snapped back into a playing card, and with another slight of hand trick, the anon made it appear as if it had just disappeared. Where exactly was it keeping those cards? Maybe up it’s sleeves? That’d be ironic. “Exactly! And we’re dealing with Appri’s younger anons, they’d likely be constantly chaotic. You’ve shown you can deal passively with a chaotic situation, so... why not? Once again Appri’d be the one to finalize things but... I think the opinion’ll be the same in that regard.”

How much do you know oh wise anon?

"Pfft, I wouldn't say I'm wise, just experienced." Trick sighed, "but I do know a whole lot, mostly about random things nobody cares about."

Though she won't say it, she's flattered.

... I thought she was like sixteen...

Incorrect, she is much older. However her species matures significantly slower than most.

To provide a basis for comparison, we shall divide by the average maturity rate of an anon

<Calculating...>

Within your lifespan she would be considered about 12. Of course this is merely comparison, hence the more logical behavior and advanced linguistic choices despite her semi childlike mentality.

Of course she also was forced to take on a more adult role due to the events in her childhood but that is an entirely different set of information.