a comprehensive guide on how to draw the xianle quartet by pigeon
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The distinctive and memorable Thailand-only covers for the Harry Potter novels.
✨ hand holding ✨
I just hc that since their whole dynamic is literally being touchy clingy, once they start dating kai is so easy to just hold hands or stuff like that and it takes him a second to realize- wait this is different. this isn’t just hand holding this is hand holding but in boyfriend font
and then fwoosh blushy inferno :)
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The Aunt Josephine one jsjsksksksks
Violet: Top 3 colleges? I thought I'd be dead in the back of a trunk with my hand hanging out of the taillight by now.
Klaus: Woah! That tall child looks terrible! Get some rest, tall child!
Sunny: stop snitchin, motherfucker!
Count Olaf: "Eat ass, suck a dick, and sell drugs."
Mr. Poe: Strange, the passage of time.
Jacquelyn: In terms of instant relief, cancelling plans is like heroin.
Larry: "I made a salad with Craisins!!!"
Isadora: Well shit, I guess they're finally gonna kill us all. This is younger than I thought it'd be, but we are pretty big assholes.
Quigely: STREET SMARTS!
Duncan: Nothing, cause I was sittin' over on the bench.
Beatrice: She's a five-foot, dynamite, Jewish bitch, and she's the best!
Bertrand: My wife says walking around with me is like walking with someone who's running for Mayor of Nothing.
Lemony Snicket: I don't look like someone who used to do anything. I look like I was just sitting in a room with a chair eating saltines for 28 years and then walked right out here.
Jacques Snicket: I'll keep all of my emotions right here, and then one day, I'll die.
Kit Snicket: ughh... you know, life...
Dewey Denouement: "You have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair."
Justice Strauss: "This is an on-fire garbage can. Could be a nursery..."
Oliva Caliban: Now, we don't have time to unpack ALL of that...
Aunt Josephine: Look-- I don't know 'never'! Fourteen years ago, I smoked cocaine the night before my college graduation; now I'm afraid to get a flu shot! People CHANGE.
Uncle Monty: AAHH! One feels like a DUCK, splashing about in all this WET! And when one feels like a DUCK, one is HAPPY!
Esme Squalor: Famous people are weird as SHIT. Your suspicions are correct.
Henchperson of Indeterminate Gender: [imitating old gay man] You want me to do whaat?
Fernald: Do My Friends Hate Me, or Do I Just Need To Go To Sleep?
Rest of Olaf's Troupe: OK, see you at Improv Practice.
Ishmael: "God can't hear you."
Sir: "You kids have no upper body strength."
Jerome Squalor: You'll see! One day I'm gonna leave you, and I'm gonna get that Best Buy Rewards Card!
Hal: There is a HORSE. LOOSE. In the HOSPITAL.
VFD Villagers: "Oh god, it's the old times. Ok.. we gotta think of some weird, slow activities to fill the day..."
*ATWQ bonus*
Ellington: Ah, none of us really know our fathers.
made a uquiz to figure out what your basic assumption about the world is
what is the truth at the center of your universe?
there's 8 possible results and no song lyric or pop culture questions, enjoy
Shout out to Darius for coming up with the cutest nicknames yet saying them in a mean way. He really said Songbird (threatening) and Little Prince (derogatory)
im right, now applaud me
shoutout to benson and dave for getting the funniest possible backstory they could've had