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This, this is important

so can we start hunting down white liberals now or what

I discovered recently that in my country (Brazil) the penality for lock a dog inside a car is worse than the penality for lock a child inside a car. Because if you're condemned for lock your child you can pay your way out, but you can't do it if you lock your dog, and I think that this say a lot about us humans

tell me it’s okay :)

Hey, it’s Hershey. We already got our first exciting fan letter! Let’s see what it says

It’s from Forrest. Hi, Forrest! You suggested that we should delete our account on July 17th, 2021. 

Well Forrest, I have a suggestion for you. On July 17th, 2021, I suggest you start running. 

(me, my parents, my sister, and the baby are sitting at the kitchen table eating lunch)

baby, pointing at the light fixture over the table and signing "on": o.*

my sister: we actually can't turn that light on right now, because the lightbulb inside is burnt out! it needs a new one.

baby: ighbu.

sister: yes, lightbulb! granddaddy said after we eat he's going to climb up there on a ladder and change it, and then the light will come on!

baby: gadada! adda, uuu! ighbu o!

sister: exactly!

baby, signing "on" and pointing at the light and then my dad, with increasing urgency: GADADA ADDA UUUU. O.

my sister: we're going to finish eating first though, ok?

baby: nonono. O. gadada adda uuu.

[a split second goes by]

baby, pointing to himself: ba. adda uuu. ighbu.

me: you're going to climb the ladder and change the lightbulb yourself?

baby: dzyeah. *pointing to the buckle where he is buckled into the high chair* ububu.

me: unbuckle you? so you can change the lightbulb?

baby, highly businesslike: dzyeah.

*pronounced like "on" without the n

in the movie gojo says "no one is allowed to take the youth away from kids. no one is." and i think that's very telling of how solidified his resolve has finally become because once geto crossed that line, gojo couldn't let him live. at the end of the movie, geto likely would have died anyway from his wounds, but his death wasn't guaranteed. gojo could have technically turned a blind eye the way he'd done with geto's past crimes. he could have let him go and framed it as an escape. or he could have waited for him to die on his own in the alleyway, but in the end gojo chose to kill geto himself.

Kai: Do you care if I take the skin off this Furby?

Kai: I want to make him a god. Once he is free of his sinful flesh, he can begin a path towards enlightenment. He will take care of us.

Kai: I also want to softhack his circuits. 

Adam: I literally could not care less but never say anything as frightening as that ever again.

the majority of one piece becomes instantly funnier when you remember how old the characters are

zoro, a 19 year old man letting this random 17 year old be the boss of him and deciding he would die for that kid after knowing him for like two days

robin, a 28 year old woman asking to join a group of 15-19 year old kids’ little pirate club and is basically their mom now

luffy is literally the 2nd youngest crew member next to chopper and everyone has to listen to him because hes the captain

I'm-

I'm sorry, what???

HE CAME PRE-TRAUMATIZED ALREADY, COME ON, THERE'S NO NEED FOR THIS.

No offence, but Alan Turing didn't kick the Nazis' collective ass for you to run around saying that you're too gay to learn mathematics.