(me, my parents, my sister, and the baby are sitting at the kitchen table eating lunch)
baby, pointing at the light fixture over the table and signing "on": o.*
my sister: we actually can't turn that light on right now, because the lightbulb inside is burnt out! it needs a new one.
baby: ighbu.
sister: yes, lightbulb! granddaddy said after we eat he's going to climb up there on a ladder and change it, and then the light will come on!
baby: gadada! adda, uuu! ighbu o!
sister: exactly!
baby, signing "on" and pointing at the light and then my dad, with increasing urgency: GADADA ADDA UUUU. O.
my sister: we're going to finish eating first though, ok?
baby: nonono. O. gadada adda uuu.
[a split second goes by]
baby, pointing to himself: ba. adda uuu. ighbu.
me: you're going to climb the ladder and change the lightbulb yourself?
baby: dzyeah. *pointing to the buckle where he is buckled into the high chair* ububu.
me: unbuckle you? so you can change the lightbulb?
baby, highly businesslike: dzyeah.
*pronounced like "on" without the n
the yassification of crimson rain sought flower
“HONESTLY you spend a few millennia eating children’s dreams and living in a swamp and SUDDENLY you’re a hag.”
GOD forbid women do anything 😤
absolutely obsessed with cross guild implications
mihawk now has to put up with buggy. this is pure comedy, every second of it. shanks would love it so much. he wants to be invited to the party I bet
crocodile and mr 3 probably have the most awkward working relationship known to man. like crocodile tried to kill him remember. and then he decided to follow this random ass clown pirate instead. now that clown pirate is an emperor. but still a fucking loser. and crocodile is ALSO working for him. what a beautiful mess.
I bet crocodile is trying to use buggy for his own gain somehow but I’ll bet anything that he ends up doing nothing but helping buggy succeed even further. buggy unintentionally ruins all of croc’s evil plans while croc unintentionally pushes buggy into a kind of success he definitely didn’t plan for at all. crocodile is gonna be so fucking mad about it I just know it and it’s gonna be amazing to watch
if law is convinced, even for a small moment, that buggy is the real deal, almost everyone will. very likely all of the supernovas. more importantly, possibly also blackbeard. watch him miscalculate something in his evil plan because he foolishly thinks another yonkou might pose a challenge to him
one day zoro is gonna challenge mihawk for a very serious duel about the title of the greatest swordsman in the world, but before that he’s gonna have to ask “so why do you work for the clown luffy could beat up before we even ran into you at baratie” and even worse, mihawk will have to answer that
has anyone done this one yet
I worked with toddlers and pre schoolers for three years. Sometimes I accidentally slip and tell a friend to say bye to an inanimate object (“say bye bus!”) & occasionally they unthinkingly just do it.
settling into the owl house (。•ᴗ• )
Light: [moves his pawn]
L: [also moving his pawn] Ah, the bulgarian somersault. A classic move.
Light: ... [takes L's bishop with his knight]
L: Oh, that is too bad, Light. I see you've played the Frenchman's cumsock, and in approximately 37 moves I’ll have—
Light: May we please play one game of chess where you do not reference popular blog posts and/or memes about chess?
L: [mouth full of chess pieces] Hm?