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MY FRIENDS PHONE BROKE AND STARTED CALLING 911 SO SHE HUNG UP BUT THEN IT HAPPENED AGAIN AND ANSWERED THE PHONE "hey it's me again" I'M DYINGG

Just woke up and found out what penis smp is

Random thought of the day:

What would the world be like if cats were cannibals?

High school

Someone in high school is wearing a hentai hoodie

onnchr

Imma do this because I’m fucking bored.

What’s your url?

Now take away any and all numbers (1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,0), take away the letters F, Z, M, Q, L, H, B, T, P, E, A, Y, S, B, D, and X, take away all dashes (-),

What’s your new fucked up version of your url?

crustycreature

crucrur

I discovered recently that in my country (Brazil) the penality for lock a dog inside a car is worse than the penality for lock a child inside a car. Because if you're condemned for lock your child you can pay your way out, but you can't do it if you lock your dog, and I think that this say a lot about us humans

Curiosity got me here

And now i’m honestly getting mixed messages from this definition.

Hehe, um, I swear I can explain-

here's a random word generator--whatever word it gives you is now the thing you are the deity of

English and Spanish version of this shitty comic i did based on something random i wrote on facebook.

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