High School

It’s the first Wednesday of the month. Y’all know what that means.

It’s the first Wednesday of the month. Y’all know what that means.

Zodiac signs as Black Butler characters (this is just for fun. I haven’t done enough zodiac research to do these :p)

Aries: Mey-Rin

Taurus: Finnian

Gemini: Ciel Phantomhive

Cancer: Alois Trancy

Leo: Bardroy

Virgo: Grell Sutcliff

Libra: Madame Red

Scorpio: Undertaker

Saggitarius: William T. Spears

Capricorn: Sebastian Michaelis

Aquarius: Elizabeth Midford

Pisces: Prince Soma

Here have some random things I’ve heard in high school last year

“Sam, I would put you in a headlock you would never recover from”

“Bam bam! Jail time!”

“I don’t sit on children”

I like your mom, your mom is cute”

“I am daddy”

“Hands off my dick!”

“I’m glad I don’t see my mom”

“Aaron you don’t want me to grab you by the ear”

“Some of the craps...I mean cracks”

“I’ll beat your cheeks!”

“I will smash you!!!”

“Boom boom...in a room”

“It smells like sausage”

“Don’t quote me on that”

“SUCK MY PICKLE!!”

“Why are you still writing down quotes?”

“10^1 is 100 right?”

“You shove it that far in?”

“I don’t suck people’s toes”

“Put your feet away!”

“Everyone thinks I have a foot fetish and I don’t know why”

“You have very dry elbows”

“I want to drink a slurpee through my nose”

“Fuck it’s Thursday not Friday”

“My daddy works there”

“You’re welcome son”

“You guys all need help”-Our geography teacher @ our entire class

“Eat my butt”

“Suck my toes”

“You know what? I’m special”

“Stop watching fortnite and go talk to her”

“You’re a banana”

“Aaron you’re so funny, be my boyfriend”

“Are you still writing quotes?”

“Touch my butt”

“Snap back to reality....oop there goes gravity”

“Do cats fart?”

“I like ninjas”

“Dude you’re like my best friend I love you more than him”

“Stop I will backhand you”

“Are you just writing down quotes from everyone?”

“I can’t my wife won’t let me”

“Dickalicious”

“I don’t want AIDS”

“I’ll grab the balls and be there!”

“Make him look gay”

“I’m gunna draw a whole lotta dicks”

“Don’t do school, stay in drugs”

“Go ahead pull my hair I like it”

“Hands will be thrown. Bitches will be slapped”

“May I please borrow your genitals”

“How much tall are you?”

“That’s what it looks like when a ballsack explodes”

“I’m a boss 😎”

“He grabbed my nuts”

“He can suck my left but for all I care”

“6 6 and 6 are missing! This is a conspiracy!”

“ don’t make me run your foot over”

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Heyyy our of curiosity are you into Sanders sides? And if you are what are your thoughts on deceit??

Hey! :) yes I love Sanders Sides. I really like deceit (I suck at describing my thoughts on things, sorry😅)

Update: My dad is now dating someone who is way nicer and I actually like her :)

So my dad’s ex is pissing me off so badly. She’s being clingy as fuck and begging him to take her back after he’s told her multiple times that he doesn’t want to be with her. Now she won’t stop bitching, whining, and she’s even telling him that he’s the worst person ever over text. Want to know something even more fun? They work together. Her entire existence is filling me with rage and there’s nothing I can do about it except stress clean.

Sorry, just had to get that out to some strangers online 👌

I just heard the tornado sirens go off and kind of started freaking out. Then I remembered...it’s the first Wednesday of the month.

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That moment when...

you need to go to sleep because of school tomorrow but then you realize you’re too anxious to go to sleep because...school...tomorrow