Love It When Someone In TGCF Is Like "oh No, That's Crimson Rain Sought Flower! A Highly Dangerous Supreme

Reading Legolas/ Gimli fics:

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I submit to you that the most iconic feature of any animal is either unlikely or impossible to fossilize.

If all we had of wolves were their bones we would never guess that they howl.

If all we had of elephants were fossils with no living related species, we might infer some kind of proboscis but we'd never come up with those ears.

If all we had of chickens were bones, we wouldn't know about their combs and wattles, or that roosters crow.

We wouldn't know that lions have manes, or that zebras have stripes, or that peacocks have trains, that howler monkeys yell, that cats purr, that deer shed the velvet from their antlers, that caterpillars become butterflies, that spiders make webs, that chickadees say their name, that Canada geese are assholes, that orangutans are ginger, that dolphins echolocate, or that squid even existed.

My point here is that we don't know anything about dinosaurs. If we saw one we would not recognize it. As my evidence I submit the above, along with the fact that it took us two centuries to realize they'd been all around us the whole time.

Light: [moves his pawn]

L: [also moving his pawn] Ah, the bulgarian somersault. A classic move.

Light: ... [takes L's bishop with his knight]

L: Oh, that is too bad, Light. I see you've played the Frenchman's cumsock, and in approximately 37 moves I’ll have—

Light: May we please play one game of chess where you do not reference popular blog posts and/or memes about chess?

L: [mouth full of chess pieces] Hm?

Whole Cake recap in case you missed it. 🎶 😭 [x]

Project ive been working on

Song: le bal des chats by cècile corbel

I discovered recently that in my country (Brazil) the penality for lock a dog inside a car is worse than the penality for lock a child inside a car. Because if you're condemned for lock your child you can pay your way out, but you can't do it if you lock your dog, and I think that this say a lot about us humans

This, this is important

so can we start hunting down white liberals now or what

funniest One Piece jokes, in a random order

anything realted to Sanji’s wanted poster

anything related to God Usopp Sogeking

when Zoro was about to be turned into a wax statue and struck a pose so that at least he’d look cool if he died

when the whole Whole Cake Island-Big Mom fiasco was presented in the press as the masterplan put together by genius strategist Strawhat Luffy, starting with “sending a bomb” from Fishman Island

when Luffy reunited with Ace in Alabasta by interrupting his dick-measuring contest with Smoker and accidentally flinged them through the diner and a few walls

Duval. I know, but it deserves a separate point

anytime Luffy sends Zoro flying

the fact the Rob Lucci, one of the most ruthless and cruel enemies Luffy has ever had to face canonically spent 5 years of his life doing only. Ventriloquism. With his pet pigeon

Ryonosuke

when the top Baroque Works agents have been waiting for Crocodile around the table for hours and All-Sunday walks in and announces him, he just… turns around in his chair. He was there all along, just made them wait in the biggest power move of the century.

Luffy trying to push a zombie back to the grave

Buggy, aka the lucky bastard of the series and the Marineford arc being promoted to Schichibukai

Law suffering through every moment of the alliance with the Strawhats, pulling the worst disguises in the world one after the other

“north is up”

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AAAAAAAAHH I can't believe that I found this legend of a post

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE