the notes are broken 😂
Alright. Tell my grandmother eating raw broccoli is worse because it’s owie.
@tsippi
Old art from May 2024
I lied, apparently I do draw Cleo x Martyn often. I just found this is my camera roll lol
Random linguistic worldbuilding: A language with six sets of pronouns, which are set by one's current state of existence. There's a separate pronoun for people who are alive, people who are dead, and potential future people who are yet to be born, and the ambiguous ones of "may or may not be alive or aleady dead", "may or may not have even been born yet", and the ultimate general/ambiguous all-covering one that covers all ambiguous states.
The culture has a specific defined term for that tragic span of time when a widow keeps accidentally referring to their spouse with living pronouns. New parents-to-be dropping the happy surprise news of a pregnancy by referring to their future child with the "is yet to be born" pronoun instead of a more ambiguous one and waiting for the "wait what did you just say?" reactions.
Someone jokingly referring to themselves with the dead person pronouns just to highlight how horrible their current hangover is. A notorious aspiring ladies' man who keeps trying to pursue women in their 20s despite of approaching middle age fails to notice the insult when someone asks him when he's planning to get married, and uses the pronoun that implies that his ideal future bride may not even be born yet.
A mother whose young adult child just moved away from home for the first time, who continues to dramatically refer to their child with "may or may not be already dead" until the aforementioned child replies to her on facebook like "ma stop telling people I'm dead" and having her respond with "well how could I possibly know that when you don't even write to us? >:,C"
Every life series summarized:
Third Life: What if gay people went to war?
Last Life: What if gay people betrayed each other?
Double Life: The worlds messiest divorce leads to a woman going on a murder spree because she found out her state assigned boyfriend was gay. also in the background, toxic yaoi between an eldritch demigod and his government mandated therapist.
Limited Life: Found Family. Also local fish and demon are SHOCKED when the man famous for constantly plotting to betray and kill his allies in order to win betrays and kills them in order to win
Secret Life: God comes down from the heavens because it decided that what these idiots needed was MORE yes-and, and then sticks around to bully a man about having no friends.
Real Life: The debatably cannon april fools episode where you can watch people get extreme nausea and learn what its like to be short.
I am being terrorised by meat emojis
every life series season has a villain, but not in the way you might think. it's always a symbol of some kind. it's not a person, but a concept, an ideal, an overarching force. that is, in every season except wild life
third life had circumstance. everything was new and hard to grasp, and no one knew what to do. the villain of third life was the world itself; think of the animal extinction, for example.
last life had brutality. both physically and mentally. it was rife with betrayal and isolation; reds had to abandon teams, and the boogeyman mechanic's paranoia forced everyone apart.
double life had love. love, and the fate it tangled itself in. it was a complex villain, but love killed them again and again, and rewarded the single person who didn't give in to it.
limited life had time. the passage of time itself was the enemy and everything was driven by that. they clawed their way to every last second, and time ate them all in the end.
secret life had the secret keeper. unyielding, unrelenting, unmoving, all-knowing. when the secret keeper forced them to do awful things, no one disobeyed, but hated it all the same.
wild life has grian. grian is representative of every wild card the world plays. he runs the command, and stops it at the end of the day. he is transparent about that. he accepts bribes for information, and unabashedly uses his knowledge to his advantage. he is Other. the players treat him the exact way they did the secret keeper; he's not a player like them this season, he's a symbol, and one of every awful thing that's happened to them at that
which is to say, wild life's villain is a symbol and an overarching force. it's just, for the first time, simultaneously a person, too. everyone else is realizing that too and are pointing their blades at grian, slowly but surely. it is SO fascinating
@mcytblrholidayexchange Winter Gift Exchange for @bamblesthewisetomato !
This is a concept piece for a Gem and the Scotts world tour poster, playing at a concert hall near you, get your tickets now! (yes I included a few easter eggs for the snails joining the tour too)
Hope the new year treats you well <3
@tvvigjuice @imahumandumpling even if you know literally nothing about this, please just vote Cleo, okay?
ZombieCleo:
Submitted for: Hermitcraft, Pirates SMP, Witchcraft SMP, Third Life, Last Life, Double Life, Limited Life, Secret Life, Wild Life
Headcanons: Transfem Nonbinary, she/they; Demi-girl, pronouns not specified
Propaganda: Uses she/they irl and has identified with the nonbinary flag
“T4T cletho. They’re both nonbinary and divorced (in an active relationship) and take turns on who's the ex wife and who's the ex husband.”
Ivorycello:
Submitted for: Whitepine
Headcanons: Trans woman, she/her; Genderfluid, pronouns not specified
Propaganda: Is a trans woman irl
“Ivorycello is very autistic coded in [Whitepine] (but never outright said that she is autistic) and [the submitter] love[s] it so much, you just gotta watch the series to understand what [they] mean.”
E IF YOU DRAW SCOTT SMAJOR MY LIFE WILL BE YOURS AND ILL GRIND WYNNCRAFT UNTIL I BECOME A PIECE OF DUST🙏
bro asked me to draw scott in jimmy's badboys jacket in vc ok man