Hello, It's The Birthday Anon. Or Less Ambigiously, The "a Year In Parkour Civilization Is 360 Days"

Hello, it's the Birthday Anon. Or less ambigiously, the "a year in parkour civilization is 360 days" anon. So, if birthdays exist, surely holidays do. I think this will turn into a full ass calendar but idc, I NEED this.

Firstly, 12 months, 30 days each month. Here's the names of the 12 months since I'm NOT going to use the regular calendar stuff of "January, February, March" and so on.

1-block, 2-block, 3-block, Vertical, Ladder, Stair, Fence, Chain, Ice, Neos, Glass and Crystal. (PS: ngl I forgot the parkour legends so I might've been calling a parkour champion by the wrong name)

That's my proposed calender but you can invent your own Parkour Civilization Month Names if needed.

Then, holidays. I don't have exact dates tbh but I have ideas:

Something Something Parkour God related holiday(s).

Birthday of the old man.

Holidays dedicated to Parkour Legends.

Birthday of the Evil Champion.

Date of when X level of civilization is built assuming it had to built and was built at seperate times.

Holidays for specific Parkour Pro jobs. Like "House selling day" or something.

Holidays for specific items like totems of undying, brewing stands or whatever.

aaand... I'm kind of tired and while I'd love to ramble on and on, I don't really have much more energy to say all my ideas. See you later and I may ramble more when this ask gets posted! /nf

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4 months ago

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Huh?

1 month ago

Alright. Tell my grandmother eating raw broccoli is worse because it’s owie.

@tsippi

2 months ago

@tvvigjuice you mentioned wanting this list.

Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.

4 months ago

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Not sure what that is. Also, you are aware of private chats, right? Think of the spam.

3 months ago

Attempted to draw a spider diagram thingy to explain the ships to my friend. Ended up looking like a bird nest.

Friend: so like everyone is shipped with everyone and it still works? How?

Me: pretty much. I wouldn’t question it if i were you.

2 months ago

Oh crap wrong blog.

Just pretend I sent it from here.

@tsippi I have a surprise tomorrow /mischievous

2 months ago

I can confirm, it is excellent.

WAAAAH I MADE AN ANIMATIC GO CHECK IT OUT

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3 months ago
tsippi - Probably Trans But Who Cares.
5 months ago

I love that LDShadowLady is good at Minecraft but at the same time so bad at it. She built an empire on the ocean but she uses stone tools because she doesn't want to go mining for resources. She has a diamond mending pickaxe but she can't mend it because she has no XP. She wins a battle to collect the most mob heads but when she sees people attacking her base she stops running away to say 'hi guys' and gets slaughtered. She's a professional scam artist but the things she scams people with turn out to be really useful to them so it's not actually a scam. She does a trade with a god's champion for an incredibly important artifact and then eats it on the spot. She got 4 lives on Last Life, bumped it up to 6 and died before her husband who had about 1 for like the entire series. She produces an entire musical. She has a 3/4 death chance on Minecraft Storymode. I love her.

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I think that special interests are actually a disabling part of autism

I'm tired of people (allistic and autistic) saying that it's bad that special interests are 'pathologised' because passions are good. This is because that comes from a fundamental misunderstanding of what a special interest is. Special interests are not just things you like a lot, they are 'highly fixated interests abnormal in intensity or focus'. For me (and pretty much everyone with autism I've asked about it), this means that special interests are basically your whole life. For me, my special interest is ASD. I think about autism all the time. It's the only thing I find interesting, and every thought I have can be linked to autism in some way. This is pretty disabling to me because it makes it way harder to talk about and do stuff that isn't related to my special interest.

It makes making friends really hard because, on top of my social challenges, I also don't know how to talk about anything other than my special interest, and I will bring the conversation back to my special interest if I feel comfortable around someone, and just not talk to someone if I don't feel comfortable around them. It also makes doing the things I need to do in life (such as doing work for uni, taking care of myself, cleaning my living space, etc) so much harder because my brain doesn't think it's interesting in the slightest and therefore I have absolutely no motivation to do them.

Maybe my special interests are more extreme than other people's. I wasn't diagnosed with a level, I just got a diagnosis of ASD, but I'm probably on the higher end of level 1, possibly on the lower end of level 2 but I can't really figure that out for myself. However, the ASD diagnostic criteria in both the ICD-11 and DSM-V state that your traits of autism must be causing 'clinically significant impairment' (i.e. they must be disabling) for you to qualify for an ASD diagnosis.

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