Staring contests are surprisingly common on Hermitcraft, and because of this they have a few rules that come with them.
First off, Keralis is banned, since his eyes can’t physically close and looking into his eyes for extended periods of time is a bad idea anyway.
Second, Etho isn’t banned, but he’s on thin ice. The Hermits are still trying to figure out if he can just go awhile without blinking, or if blinking is completely optional for him.
Third, Grian was previously banned but is now allowed to participate again. This has nothing to do with his ability to blink, but instead because he kept cheating by kicking his opponent. If he gets caught doing it again to anyone who isn’t Scar he’ll be banned again.
It isn’t a rule, but Wels can’t participate. It’s a little bit hard to have a staring contest when you’re a mannequin that doesn’t have eyes. He is very upset by this. Also, despite only having one organic eye, Doc can participate.
Once season 10 started Joe was almost temporarily banned from staring contests, since he was a muppet and his eyes were presumably made of plastic. But for staring contests he always covers his eyes with his hands whenever he would reasonably be blinking, so he is free to have as many staring contests as he wants.
Whenever Imp and Skizz have staring contests with each other, they somehow always end up tying.
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like really bored sorry about the emojies
It’s fine lol
Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad.
"skizz has got a pet name for everybody" weird way to phrase that impulse
✨mirroring body languageeeee✨ the besties
"and then I met Joe (of the Hills variety)" spoken like a true close mate
"joe had to stage a coup to get me on hermitcraft"
live reaction to THAT statement:
another deed to add to the damn PILE of good deeds that Joe has done for the server: the man invited Mumbo
"etho pokes and prods scar into saying things" the mans is a great behavioralist
i love cleo's personality. They're just such a strong personality and i love them for it
"you don't match their energy, you come back tenfold, and I LIKE THAT" yeah of course you do skizz
best fwens :3
cleo loving hanging out with kids is so funny to me because they love observing some of the weirdest hermits (scar, joe, skizz)
of course skizz loves listening to accents
WAHHHHHHH I MISS STRESS
best fwens :3
cleo loving hanging out with kids is so funny to me because she loves observing some of the weirdest hermits (scar, joe, skizz)
of course skizz loves listening to accents
WAHHHHHHH I MISS STRESS
Cleo's GASP when skizz described tango's DnD table
this was skizz's face when cleo described DnD, GET THIS MAN A FUCKING CHARACTER SHEET
i love cleo's optimism about their career ten years down the line. I love them sm
"and then i started living next to ren and false" based and true. scar too. great creatures to observe
"get in there and mess me up" okay, freak
"i'll bully you!" "YES" i love these two
"can't wait to be bullied" i love them
imp and skizz learning the basics of D&D via a series of increasingly standoffish DMs would be so fucking funny. Start off with the beginner friendly tango/jev combo and then level up to the cleo/joe level where they're just fighting them from all angles
final frame weirdos /aff
RB if you find this #relatable
NO YOU AREN’T. THIS IS NOT OPINION, THIS IS FACT!
A series of events:
1. I put in an Annual Leave request form almost 3 weeks ago and my boss has not approved it yet
2. I went into my office today and replaced every single writing utensil with crayons in preparation for April Fools Day on Monday
3. Whilst searching for pens to remove, I found my unsigned Annual Leave form in my boss’s drawer
4. I placed my unsigned Annual Leave form in a photo frame and put it on his desk
5. The frame I used was from a photo of his kids that I deemed less important than my Leave form
6. My boss sometimes goes into the office on Saturdays to work
7.
@tvvigjuice TELL HER THIS IS NOT HEALTHY OR NORMAL
Was listening to my trans music on Spotify and it gave me a song about being transmasc and Jewish.
As a Jewish person who is also probably transmasculine in some way, I feel very seen. The “being watched by the Spotify algorithm” kind of seen.
Also, I love how I have both my Trans blog and my Jewish blog, which both would have fit with this post, but instead I go with my Everything blog (Everything being primarily Minecraft).
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BigB.
It’s a texture thing.