RB If You Find This #relatable

Everytime a toxic ranchers fan makes Scott out to be some abusive villian an angel loses its wings

i need other people to watch the parkciv christmas parody video where the only jewish character screams “MAZEL TOV” after every sentence , santa is an evil dictator who segregates elves and the main character goes on a quest to kill santa claus to get a date and does so via divine intervention from JESUS CHRIST

Yes.

Itchy veins.

Check some of the branch threads on my profile, you’ll see what I’m talking about.

incorrect quotes for scott/joel/grian, a rarepair i'm pretty sure i just invented

Grian: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth? Scott: You're a hazard to society. Joel: And a coward. DO TWENTY. Scott: I trust Grian. Joel: You think he knows what he's doing? Scott: I wouldn't go that far. Grian: What did you do with Scott's body? Joel: What didn't I do with the body? Grian:... Joel: Okay, that sounded more sexual than I intended. I disposed of the corpse respectfully. Joel: What do you think Grian will do for a distraction? Scott: He'll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That's what I'd do. *Building explodes and several car alarms go off* Scott: ...or he could do that. Joel: Why are you on the floor? Scott: I'm depressed. Scott: Also I was stabbed, can you get Grian, please. Grian: Scott, can you pass the salt? Scott: *Throws Joel across the table* Scott: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon? Joel: I'm a knife. Grian, from across the room: He's the little spoon. Grian: In your opinion, what's the height of stupidity? Joel, turning to Scott: How tall are you? Grian: You have to apologize to Scott. Joel: Fine. Joel: 'Unfuck you' or whatever. Scott: Grian, my old arch enemy. Joel: I thought I was your arch enemy! Scott: I have a life outside of you, Joel. Scott: I told Grian his ears flush when he lies. Joel: Why? Scott: Look. Scott: Hey Grian, do you love us? Grian, covering his ears: No. Scott: My life is in the hands of an idiot! Grian, motioning to himself and Joel: No no no no no, TWO idiots! Scott: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me. Grian: Okay, but in my defense, Joel bet me 50 cents I couldn't drink all that shampoo. Scott: That's not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!

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Itchy veins.

@tvvigjuice like this one

Winners head cannons

Grain has permanent bruises on his body due to dying, so soon after the cactus fights.

Scott and Pearl feel phantom pain if they see the other person get hurt.

Martyn is obsessive with how he spends his time even tho he isn't on limited time anymore.

Scar is just a little insane due to being alone from the end of secret life and the start of real life.

Cleo gets motion sickness a lot.

Joel is open and treats the other winners like family (maybe not scott).

“So let me get this straight. We’re here to rescue a princess.”

“That’s right.”

“At the request of a princess.”

“Right again.”

“And you, who will be leading the expedition, are also a princess.”

“You’re very perceptive.”

“How big is your royal family, again?“

“We don’t have one.”

“But–“

“We overthrew our monarchy centuries ago, but we kept most of the titles around. The rank of ‘princess’ is held by the directors in charge of various civil service branches.“

“Huh. And the princess we’re rescuing today is in charge of…?”

“Public sanitation.”

“The Lord of Death’s Dominion kidnapped your public sanitation director?”

“We think he’s a little confused.”