As Someone Who Is Deeply In Denial A Cis Person, I Can’t Say I Know What You’re Going Through, But

I’m very confused. Is the answer that it’s all a bunch of mumbo jumbo?

Life Series as Incorrect Quotes Pt2

Since the last one did surprisingly well.

“neopronouns are weird” every time i wake up there’s a 75% chance that everyone’s vocabulary has changed overnight. brother what is a gyatt

I am interested, please say more.

Just randomly remembered that Etho has canonically used neopronouns before. (/neutral)

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As a person who just posted a binder-making step-by-step, only to see that it had been saved by somebody who’s blog name is ‘probably trans but who cares’ I must inform you that that was not a very cis thing to do.

#butthat’snoneofmybusiness

No, I saved that post for totally cis reasons! Totally! Absolutely!

/j.

Sorry dude, but we're going to win these games🔥

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Just why?

Third Life if it had a divine domain system.

Part 1: Rules and domains.

Rules:

Each member is assigned at the start a domain with an origin-like mod, each domain comes with: Pros, Powers and Consequences for dying.

The domains were chosen using randomizer and put in a list...

The 3 lives system remains of course.

Domains:

BdoubleO - Light.

BigB - Weaving & Armor.

Cleo - Stagnation.

Etho - Darkness.

Impulse - Iron & Gold.

Grian - Memory & Knowledge.

Jimmy - Forests.

Joel - Ground.

Martyn - Justice & Punishment.

Ren - Pain & Sorrow.

Scar - Paths & Road.

Scott - Ice.

Skizz - Wither & Decay

Tango - Coal & Flame. (It was only coal but I added flame because It's Tango but it still fits with coal)

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Powers

BdoubleO - Permanent Night vision. Speed I and Regen I during the day. 20% chance of blinding an enemy when hitting them. 20% chance of setting zombies and skeletons on fire. Ability 1 causes a ray of light to hit the enemy and doing damage. Ability 2 gives him Speed 3 for a few seconds. Mobs don't target him when shifted.

BigB - +1000% durability for leather armor. Leather armor as powerful as diamond. Looting III against mobs who drop leather (Cows and Horses), wool (sheeps) and string (spiders). Not slowed down by webs. Ability 1 causes webs to spawn. Ability 2 allows him to generate string. Protection I when shifting.

Cleo - Permanent 50% Resistance but slower regeneration. Loses hunger more slowly. All items with durability have +30% durability. +30% potion effect duration. Ability 1 cause nearby mobs and players to get Slowness effect. Ability 2 stops time for 3 seconds. Slow falling when shifting.

Etho - Permanent Night vision. Speed I and Regen I during the night. 20% chance of blinding an enemy when hit. 20% chance of converting zombies and skeletons to his side (act like wolves). Ability 1 blinds 5 closest players for a few seconds. Ability 2 gives him Speed I and Invisibility. Shifting envelopes the surrounding area in darkness.

Impulse - x3 iron and gold drops. Strenght I when wearing full iron or gold armor. +50% durability to all iron and gold tools. Immune to Iron golems and piglins. Ability 1 allows him to launch gold swords at entities. Ability 2 creates iron cages around an area. Shifting highlights closeby iron and gold ore.

Grian - +200% exp gain. Entities health is shown on top of their head. Constant access to a minimap and sound subtitles. Passive level of Fortune I and Looting I. Ability 1 affects 5 nearest entities with glowing effect. Ability 2 puts spectator mode for a very short time and with a long recharge. Shifting makes 1 block wide walls invisible for the player.

Jimmy - Speed I and Regeneration I in forests and taigas. Passive vein miner for wood and leaves. Bonus stick and apple drops from leaves. +3 levels of thorns when using shield. Ability 1 summons a wall of logs and leaves. Ability 2 summons vines to trip and stun entities. Shifting around saplings cause them to grow immediately.

Joel - Strenght I when touching grass. Permanent Haste I. No fall damage when hitting grass or dirt. Resistance I when underground. Ability 1 causes an area to become like quicksand. Ability 2 allows the player to move trough the ground (like the phantom origin). Shifting causes a shockwave pushing entities away slightly.

Martyn - Permanent +1 level of thorns. x2 damage against entities who have hit him first. Durability loss for armor is shared with attacking entity. Badly damages nearby entities when killed. Ability 1 summons 6 wolves that will attack an attacker. Ability 2 stuns anything that attacks the player for a certain amount of time. Shifting adds an additional level of thorns.

Ren - Permanent Resistance I. Resistance to poison and wither effects. 20% chance of doing double damage. 20% chance of afflicting Slowness. Ability 1 causes nearby entities to have the Weakness I effect (a bit like blue diamond's powers). Ability 2 decreases a targets max health for a few seconds. Shifting stops for a moment nearby entities.

Scar - Permanent Speed I and Haste I. Strenght I, Regen I and Resistance I when on path blocks. +1 armor on boots. Passive +2 levels of feather falling. Ability 1 transforms nearby dirt to path block. Ability 2 gives Speed V and Jump Boost II for a few seconds. Shifting doesn't slow the player down.

Scott - Speed I and Regeneration I in cold biomes. Toggable Frost Walker II. 10% chance of freezing enemies in place. x2 damage against frozen enemies. Ability 1 creates ice spikes that damage enemies. Ability 2 freezes 1 target for a few seconds. Shifting gives Resistance II but leaves a trail of snow behind.

Skizz - Resistance to poison and wither effects. Killed enemies spawn a wither rose on death. 10% chance to inflict the wither effect on entities when attacking. 20% chance to remove 200 armor and weapon durability. Ability 1 gives withering effect to 1 target. Ability 2 causes nearby blocks to decay. x2 wither chance when shifted.

Tango - Regen II when on fire. Resistance to fire, magma and lava damage. Passive Flame and Fire Aspect. Fortune V when mining coal. Ability 1 turns a stack of coal into a diamond. Ability 2 trows fire hot coals at targets. Shifting speeds up cooking speed for nearby furnaces and campfires as well as fire tick speed.

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Consequences for Permadeath.

Permadeath influences the domains assigned negatively.

BdoubleO - Day goes from a 15 light level to a 7 light level.

BigB - -50% leather, wool and string drops.

Cleo - Faster hunger.

Etho - +50% mobs during the night.

Impulse - -50% iron and gold durability.

Grian - Peoples names go gray hiding their life count.

Jimmy - All leaf blocks disappear, Weakness I in forests or taiga biomes.

Joel - Grass turns into course dirt, Weakness I when touching course dirt.

Martyn - Mobs have Thorn I.

Ren - Reduced Regeneration.

Scar - Slowness I.

Scott - Snow and ice disappear, Weakness I when in cold biomes.

Skizz - Reduced max health.

Tango - -80% furnace speed, flint & steel stops working.

Next part

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It has evolved to food in general.

Yo, people I know @tvvigjuice @imahumandumpling, can you two please vote for the Joel on the bottom?

Joel Smallishbeans^2:

Submitted for: Hermitcraft, Third Life, Last Life, Double Life, Limited Life, Secret Life, Wild Life, Empires SMP Season 1, Empires SMP Season 2

Headcanons: Transmasc, he/they; Trans man, he/him; Genderfluid, any pronouns; Trans masc, it/he/she; Transmasc Genderfluid, he/any; Identity not specified, they/he

Propaganda: “He’s just a silly little terracotta man with only a vague understanding of human gender he tries to impersonate but fails at.”

“Lizzie and Joel are a t4t bi4bi couple in [the submitter’s] heart. Lizzie transfem (she/her) Joel transmasc+gender fluid (he/any).”

“Basically anywhere you see him. Just like, the constant ‘Ooh i'm so manly, the manliest, I’m so tall and strong and handsome,’ and always insisting that he’s really tall despite being super short and the way his voice will sometimes get all high and squeaky these are all very transmasc coded things. He’s one of us, okay, he’s got the vibes, trust, he’s got our humor. Every time he goes mining on Hermitcraft there is always a caption that’s like ‘straight white male mining content’ which is more of his constant need to assert how macho and manly he is and in double life he says he’s not going to get in the pool cause he’s ‘ashamed of his Minecraft body’ which is very trans behavior. He’s got that confidence he can wear a dress for mcc and still know he’s a man which is very transmasc cause other men just got handed it, but we afab men have to look at masculinity and go ‘yeah that’s me’ and then make sure everyone knows it like that’s how you know being trans isn’t a choice because men kinda suck and I still went out and actively was like um guys I’m actually a man sorry. Some days he’s cool with just throwing gender norms out the window and some days he feels the need to yell for the whole world and the next couple galaxies as well to hear that he’s DeFiNiTeLy NoT WeArInG a CoRsEt GeM. Can you tell [the submitter’s] projecting? Cause [they’re] projecting. You can pry this headcanon out of [their] cold dead hands lol.”

“He has fluctuating chest dysphoria so sometimes he doesn't bind and sometimes he does. His bad dysphoria days are rare enough that he's not gonna bother with top surgery.”

“Transmasc Joel Smallishbeans is everything to [the submitter] and [the submitter] like[s] to think that forming the bad boys is what made him plug the tv back on and turn the brightness to the max, like he went ‘Oh we’re bad boys?? Guess I’m finally a boy now!”

“Nonbinary bad boy Joel except he is not a boy.”

"First, [the submitter] think[s] she was raised as a gender that just. doesn't exist here. She was raised in Mezalea where how gender works is just. different and, because she has a beard, everyone assumed she was a man but she's NOT and in recent years has been figuring out her own identity and pronouns in a way she hasn't ever thought about before and also she and Lizzie are butch4femme, amen. Or bi4bi. Both? She’s a masculine person and she likes stuff like the bad boys because it's more of a title separate from her gender. She’s just a masculine woman, amen.”

“He's a sopping wet tanooki (cat /j) and [jizzie] are t4t bi4bi coded.”

“Joel hasn't been called girlfriend/wife/girl by his friends for NOTHING. Bro’s the definition of gender and he slays in a dress no matter what (in Minecraft and in irl)."

Joel Smallishbeans^2:

Submitted for: Hermitcraft, Third Life, Last Life, Double Life, Limited Life, Secret Life, Wild Life, Empires SMP Season 1, Empires SMP Season 2

Headcanons: Transmasc, he/they; Trans man, he/him; Genderfluid, any pronouns; Trans masc, it/he/she; Transmasc Genderfluid, he/any; Identity not specified, they/he

Propaganda: “He’s just a silly little terracotta man with only a vague understanding of human gender he tries to impersonate but fails at.”

“Lizzie and Joel are a t4t bi4bi couple in [the submitter’s] heart. Lizzie transfem (she/her) Joel transmasc+gender fluid (he/any).”

“Basically anywhere you see him. Just like, the constant ‘Ooh i'm so manly, the manliest, I’m so tall and strong and handsome,’ and always insisting that he’s really tall despite being super short and the way his voice will sometimes get all high and squeaky these are all very transmasc coded things. He’s one of us, okay, he’s got the vibes, trust, he’s got our humor. Every time he goes mining on Hermitcraft there is always a caption that’s like ‘straight white male mining content’ which is more of his constant need to assert how macho and manly he is and in double life he says he’s not going to get in the pool cause he’s ‘ashamed of his Minecraft body’ which is very trans behavior. He’s got that confidence he can wear a dress for mcc and still know he’s a man which is very transmasc cause other men just got handed it, but we afab men have to look at masculinity and go ‘yeah that’s me’ and then make sure everyone knows it like that’s how you know being trans isn’t a choice because men kinda suck and I still went out and actively was like um guys I’m actually a man sorry. Some days he’s cool with just throwing gender norms out the window and some days he feels the need to yell for the whole world and the next couple galaxies as well to hear that he’s DeFiNiTeLy NoT WeArInG a CoRsEt GeM. Can you tell [the submitter’s] projecting? Cause [they’re] projecting. You can pry this headcanon out of [their] cold dead hands lol.”

“He has fluctuating chest dysphoria so sometimes he doesn't bind and sometimes he does. His bad dysphoria days are rare enough that he's not gonna bother with top surgery.”

“Transmasc Joel Smallishbeans is everything to [the submitter] and [the submitter] like[s] to think that forming the bad boys is what made him plug the tv back on and turn the brightness to the max, like he went ‘Oh we’re bad boys?? Guess I’m finally a boy now!”

“Nonbinary bad boy Joel except he is not a boy.”

"First, [the submitter] think[s] she was raised as a gender that just. doesn't exist here. She was raised in Mezalea where how gender works is just. different and, because she has a beard, everyone assumed she was a man but she's NOT and in recent years has been figuring out her own identity and pronouns in a way she hasn't ever thought about before and also she and Lizzie are butch4femme, amen. Or bi4bi. Both? She’s a masculine person and she likes stuff like the bad boys because it's more of a title separate from her gender. She’s just a masculine woman, amen.”

“He's a sopping wet tanooki (cat /j) and [jizzie] are t4t bi4bi coded.”

“Joel hasn't been called girlfriend/wife/girl by his friends for NOTHING. Bro’s the definition of gender and he slays in a dress no matter what (in Minecraft and in irl)."