So, Between The Jimmy Board Game Streams And This Tommy Video, I Have Discovered That I Like Grian’s

EXACTLY!!!!!!

@tsippi

Between Mumbo taking half of Grian’s soul in hermitcraft andScar taking the other half in double life, Grian is completely soulless.

He hasn't noticed. Everyone else has.

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Itchy veins.

I would love love love to see the Traffic Life Trivia as Um Actually questions. I know it wouldn’t have worked given the nature of Um Actually, but I can imagine a bonus episode where they just answer Triaffic Life trivia questions in the Um Actually format, where three players are called to compete against each other to answer questions in rounds and the winners then compete against each other in a tournament style. Cherrifire hosts it. Martyn yells “GET IN THE COMMENTS” every time he isn’t given points for his answers. The players who are not actively answering questions are behind the camera reacting to answers. Every time the answer to a really hard question is revealed, you can hear everyone else in the background going “OH COME ON” “HOW WOULD WE HAVE KNOWN THAT”. Sometimes the players behind the camera try to pantomime the answers. Without remorse, Cleo, who watches Dropout, keeps stealing answers from players who keep forgetting to say “Um Actually”.

welcome to wild life pick a team to root for! now we have

that guy who lives in the woods

divas with fashion sense who are horrible at staying divorced

the bloodthirsty queen and her right-hand man

bloodthirsty as well but this time we have an Adult

middle-aged men who put up with one another

LOTR impersonators

a widower with all the knowledge of the universe

hermits actually fly about other's bases alot just to check it out and get some inspiration. like a lot. and sometimes they are this 🤏 close to figure out what they wanna do with their build and catch tge motivation before it slips away. but if you, a hermit, are home and see a random mumbo approaching you would guess he'd come to You to talk. and sometimes it's not the case at all and chattering about will make you loose your thoughts and ideas.

soo. to not seem rude, they have a code word, that means "im like this close to actually finishing the project and I went to see your creations for inspiration please don't make me laugh I'd wanna stay and forget what I was thinking for my project. just pretend I'm not here". the code word is "inspo mode". it came about around season 5 but every time a new hermit joins they forget to inform them of it. so picture grian, getting himself mentally ready to talk to a hermit for the first time for them to just stare at his base and yell "inspo mode!!!!!". imagaine pearl standing there building, noticing a certain Keralis guy came about and getting ready for his shenanigans, but in return when she approaches him he flies away with a star struck smile on his face later messaging in the group chat the code

joel literally had to get used to such behavior so quickly and was the first ever newbie to ask in a meeting what it was all about. the hermits collectively face palmed when they realised they forgot to tell the baby hermits about their code word Again.

skizz uses the code but chats away anyway

pearl was once found in tangos redstone and used the code. tango felt more proud of his work this moment then any other moment when someone praised his skills

grian and scar used the code for malicious intent once when they were scooting around docs base

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Since you take asks about families as well let me talk about how much I love love love! The Clockers

Limited life is my Favourite season, all the teams are great but there's something about the Clockers, about how seamlessly they adapt to a family dynamic (Etho not included in this rant)

Just Cleo constantly checking on Scar and Bdubs after Lim life to make sure their okay even though she knows they're fully grown adults and can look after themselves but Scar and Bdubs keep coming to them when they have nightmares or are having a bad day.

Also Cleo bragging to people outside of the server about how great their sons are, Bdubs is a Judge now and Scars got a Zoo! Not only that but Scars a winner! Their baby won a life series! Even if he did kill her their still so proud of him.

Scar and Bdubs always make sure there's space in their bases for the other to stay over if they want to. They host family dinners (sometimes including Etho but more often then not he's not invited) and always are excited to tell Cleo what they've been up to.

If something is planned on family dinner night they all cancel sure their on a server together but when do you really get to just sit and eat with your family?

Bdubs and Scar definitely acknowledge that Cleos is also a winner even if Bdubs wasn't a part of that game.

The non-lifer Hermits are confused on where this dynamic came from, like they go off for a few weeks to play their death games and come back a fully formed family, they get used to it quickly though.

*sniff… sniff*

Found family… my beloved… clockers…

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you "support mentally ill disabled people" until I’m too caught up in my stubbornness to think reasonably

you "support mentally ill disabled people" until I feel so threatened by your behaviour that I threaten to hurt you and you act surprised when it’s not a bluff

you "support mentally ill disabled people" until you’re in a position of authority and two children with mental disabilities come to you because someone called one of them the r-slur and you do nothing

you "support mentally ill disabled people" until I’m so codependent and clingy that I can’t go a day without you being there

you "support mentally ill disabled people" until you’ve been intentionally targeting an autistic person with known violent outbursts for over a year with loud, awful noises that they’ve begged you to stop since the very beginning

you say you support mentally ill disabled people until it actually matters

you "support mentally ill disabled people" until you see me as out of touch with reality.

you "support mentally ill disabled people" until I spend hours plucking out my hair, and now I'm covered in scabs.

you "support mentally ill disabled people" until I threaten you when I'm upset.

you "support mentally ill disabled people" until I can't even make myself as simple as toast.

you "support mentally ill disabled people" until I smell terrible because I haven't showered in so long.

you "support mentally ill disabled people" until even once I do shower, I still smell bad because I don't have the skills, strength, nor the willpower to clean myself properly.

you "support mentally ill disabled people" until I yell at you and NEED you not to yell back.

you "support mentally ill disabled people" until I throw hard objects against my wall.

you "support mentally ill disabled people" until I'm semi-incontinent.

you "support mentally ill disabled people" until I'm homicidal.

you "support mentally ill disabled people" until I feel no remorse.

you "support mentally ill disabled people" until I bite.

you "support mentally ill disabled people" until I feel no empathy.

you "support mentally ill disabled people" until I try to hit you with my cane during an episode or meltdown.

you "support mentally ill disabled people" until I throw my AAC at you during an episode or meltdown.

At that point I'm either gross, or a bad person.

I’m very confused. Is the answer that it’s all a bunch of mumbo jumbo?

“neopronouns are weird” every time i wake up there’s a 75% chance that everyone’s vocabulary has changed overnight. brother what is a gyatt