I Will Gladly Accept This Grave, Knowing I Held My Ground Until The Last Minute.

“How could you?” “I can expla-“ “No, I don’t mean morally. Logistically how could you even pull something like this off?”

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Itchy veins.

Staring contests are surprisingly common on Hermitcraft, and because of this they have a few rules that come with them.

First off, Keralis is banned, since his eyes can’t physically close and looking into his eyes for extended periods of time is a bad idea anyway.

Second, Etho isn’t banned, but he’s on thin ice. The Hermits are still trying to figure out if he can just go awhile without blinking, or if blinking is completely optional for him.

Third, Grian was previously banned but is now allowed to participate again. This has nothing to do with his ability to blink, but instead because he kept cheating by kicking his opponent. If he gets caught doing it again to anyone who isn’t Scar he’ll be banned again.

It isn’t a rule, but Wels can’t participate. It’s a little bit hard to have a staring contest when you’re a mannequin that doesn’t have eyes. He is very upset by this. Also, despite only having one organic eye, Doc can participate.

Once season 10 started Joe was almost temporarily banned from staring contests, since he was a muppet and his eyes were presumably made of plastic. But for staring contests he always covers his eyes with his hands whenever he would reasonably be blinking, so he is free to have as many staring contests as he wants.

Whenever Imp and Skizz have staring contests with each other, they somehow always end up tying.

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The progression of alliances from double life to limited life to secret life is really funny because it looks like Grian won Scar’s parents in the divorce.

What I am gathering from current fandom discussion

These posts are cousins to me.

welcome to wild life pick a team to root for! now we have

that guy who lives in the woods

divas with fashion sense who are horrible at staying divorced

the bloodthirsty queen and her right-hand man

bloodthirsty as well but this time we have an Adult

middle-aged men who put up with one another

LOTR impersonators

a widower with all the knowledge of the universe

Idk I just noticed this immediately. Also, THE TRAUMA BIT, NOT THE ONION BIT

🎂🎂🎂

Whose birthday is it?