Ah Yes. The Essential Internet Searches.

Makes your homestuck into the dollar store rubber collectibles you used to chew on as a kid.

sometimes i forget that there are people on this silly sight that can see what i post and reblog and see when i like their stuff, it a huge scare to see them like like interact with me because im all like "wow omg im a person oh geez wow hi there fella oh wow hi" you know its like scary to remember that youre not alone an people will notice that you are like alive

are they real

i need money so i can get this NOW

Neon Pink Shoelaces $12.00

For you, Mr. President.

Laces are 58 inches long. 85% polyester and 15% cotton.

hey girl can i hack my way into your heart? *leans on trash can in a cool way* *trash fucking falls on my head and i am now covered in trash juice* *finger guns in shame*