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"i'm the fuckin thing"

-the thing (john carpenter's the thing, 1982)

🦇. . . Rouge the Bat stimboard ılılı

I love making stimboards for my spins >u< anyways, more to come ... maybe ;3

SOTD: Poker Face – Lady Gaga

I am a friend to all cats. Yes even the mean ones. They have their reasons.

i am so fucking sorry for this blog i have no idea what the fuck i was on a year ago

i need money so i can get this NOW

Neon Pink Shoelaces $12.00

For you, Mr. President.

Laces are 58 inches long. 85% polyester and 15% cotton.

NVM im not evil anymore. i had a tasty treat & I'm OK now

whoever decided to turn daisy bell into a spooky dookie creepypasta song is fucking evil. that computer was brave enough to sing us a delightful little song and you do THIS to him? thats hatsune mikus grandpa dude. fuck you

Thinking about a duct tape wizard

concentrates really hard and turns all the microplastics in my body into a gift card for olive garden that has $2 on it

do kids these days know about glomping?

Ah yes. The essential internet searches.

i swear to god if one more stupid fandom ruins a beautiful text post i am calling the police

we’re all on here like “heuh huh sans undertale” as if undertale didnt personally take our hand circa 2015 and lead us outta depression fuck our fake asses

Everyone shut up and look at Lala.

He just like me fr

trent lane is gay. reblog this

ive been thinking about billy nonstop for the past few days. i love this nasty little attic man <3

“why don’t you like me 😕” BECAUSE UR NOT THEM!💀

hey girl can i hack my way into your heart? *leans on trash can in a cool way* *trash fucking falls on my head and i am now covered in trash juice* *finger guns in shame*

pickle juice is AMAZING and all who say it is not are cowards. 

Screaming in pain covered in blood trying to put the fitted sheets on the bed

if sparkling water has 1,000,000,000 haters i am one of them. if sparkling water has 1,000,000 haters i am one of them. if sparkling water has 100,000 haters i am one of them. if sparkling water has 10,000 haters i am one of them. if sparkling water has 1000 haters i am one of them. if sparkling water has 100 haters i am one of them. if sparkling water has 10 haters i am one of them. if sparkling water has 1 hater i am that hater. if sparkling water has 0 haters i am no longer on this earth. LIKE and SHARE if you are a TRUE SPARKLING WATER HATER

self checkout is everything to me. who wrote this

All day I have been thinking about this image. All day. Horse

I get unreasonably mad when people throw out their tomato sauce jars. Bitch that's a free glass. Give it to me. I have onions I need to pickle.

"Freaks DNI" is the absolute funniest thing you could possibly put on your blog. This is tumblr.com who the fuck are you even going to interact with. Why are you here