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our new job launched its mandatory ai transcription program designed to streamline our workflow and not only does it melt down the moment it has to transcribe non-white customers but it keeps hallucinating the existence of a mysterious boy named dorian who shows up in every third call summary

dude.... the job market's in absolute shambles

I was using a self checkout earlier today and on the payment screen saw a button saying "defence discount" and this is the first I've heard of capitalism getting a parry mechanic.

I am not longer calling it sleepy. From now on, I am in my bedchambed era.

Running a last minute spell check before sending out the review copies and boy I sure am glad I did because HOW did this HAPPEN??

Despite having taken a break from my current Elden Ring playthrough to play Clair Obscur, there's a part of my brain that has been growing increasingly feral over Malenia the last few days.

The rest of my brain fears where this may be going.

this is what having sex with sonic the hedgehog sounds like btw

I hate having an anxiety disorder.

I've been getting increasingly worried about a collection of symptoms that I have been developing this past week.

Just figured out that it's Hayfever.

The thing that has happened every year

For over three decades

My brain did not get the memo apparently

I'm relatively new to hanging out on Tumblr and, when I saw this, I thought Pope Francis had won the Tumblr Sexyman polls right before his death

I have just been informed that the Tumblr Sexyman poll has taken yet another life, so for legal reasons I am here to inform everyone that I did not kill Pope Francis

i love when ppl say “that’s so you” it feels good to know i exist and have a vibe

a gnome and his mecha android wife 🤖🎅