Dude.... The Job Market's In Absolute Shambles

Nevermind, I'm dying to Elden Beast now.

Gonna have to pick a game to fill time between this base game playthrough and buy the dlc. When I'm not binge watching stuff.

Or maybe I'll just do some rune farm and try joining people for Co-op Malenia after I beat her.

I started this new Elden Ring save so that I could rebuild my original playthrough to play SotE without being on multiple NG+. The plan is to clear everything including finishing the base game story before the dlc, except this time I'm leaving Consecrated Snowfield until after the final boss so Malenia (sapphic twitching) can be the final challenge before the dlc.

I've been making good progress and have been worried I'll have to wait for SotE since it'll be a few weeks until I have the funds spare for it.

Godfrey is currently suggesting that this may not be a problem.

today I used the phrase "breasting boobily" in casual real life conversation and everyone was shocked asking how I came up with that and I had to explain it. ive been at the devil's sacrament so long that I forgot he wasn't god

trying to prove a point to my homophobic parents!!

reblog if you think it's okay to drag the corpse of your rival around the walls of his home city on account of your unrelenting rage

*"A TEST OF YOUR REFLEXES" followed by the sound a dodgeball makes when it hits you*

motivational catgirl

a gnome and his mecha android wife 🤖🎅

reblog to diminish the horrors from the person you reblogged from

They’ll never do a Hitman level set in a Furry Convention because gamers would absolutely ruin it but imagine. like the target isn’t a furry he just owns a hotel that happens to have one every year but you can disguise yourself in a fursuit and some guy will ask you “what species is your sona” and 47 would be like “a wolf. i always felt a connection with…hunters.” and then diana would be like “let’s see if you can sniff out some information, furrty-seven” and then he comes to my house and kills me for writing this