“Fuck You My Child Is Completely Fine” Your Child Is Staring At The Ceiling For 5 Hours Straight

“Fuck you my child is completely fine” Your child is staring at the ceiling for 5 hours straight imagining getting the barest hint of affection from their comfort character.

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https://open.spotify.com/playlist/07XjTzdXcUwzT2UQJ12Bjr

A Three Adventurers Playlist [Open In Spotify]

Solider, Poet, King - The Oh Hellos // On Top Of The World - Imagine Dragons // Run Boy Run - Woodkid // Still Breathing - Green Day // Marchin On - OneRepublic // Flaws - Bastille // Pocket Full Of Gold - American Authors // Larger Than Life - Pinkzebra ft. Benji Jackson // Brighter - Patent Pending // Secret of Monkey Island Theme - Video Games Live // Zelda 25th Anniversary Overture - Video Games Live // Graham’s Theme - David Stanton & Ben Stanton

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1 year ago

"Bodily autonomy for all, by any means necessary"

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2 years ago

Would appreciate reblogs to reach a wider sample size!

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wearing rn to keep healthy during show week! also mostly around large groups of people

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twerlint

2 years ago

Good Morning! (tried to verbalize the venture bros lore)

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AAAAAAAAAAA venture bros lerin's funky thoughts the movie has gotten me so excited i can't be normal about things again

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twerlint

2 years ago

Hyperfixation Valentine Cards But I Don't Know If I Did It Right

hyperfixation valentine cards but i don't know if i did it right

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camp here and there welcome to night vale cecil gershwin palmer the mechanisms giovanni potage bullet train gunpowder tim the toy soldier bullet train tangerine jedidiah a a martin jedidiah chnt anyways im so sorry but i can't help it who needs real valentines when i can make fun of my blorbos

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