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Clicker training is such a fun way of dehumanizing someone. It's nearly impossible to resist becoming conditioned to it - especially when those clicks are the only time you get any kind of affection, or even any food for the stubborn new pets. Hating yourself for the excitement and strange pride you feel when you hear the click and get a treat. You don't mean to be so obedient, you just unthinkingly follow commands now. The part of your brain that knows you're really just a submissive pet in need of an owner wants treats and love and to be my good pet. More and more, you won't be sure where that part ends and you begin. That's alright though, because you just heard a click and there's a treat being pressed into your mouth and a hand petting your hair and that's all that really matters anymore.

So the police aren't obligated to protect children, but they can handcuff parents trying to protect their children and they can shoot rubber bullets at peaceful protesters...but defunding the police is a radical idea?

this!!!

Sometimes the best part about slapping your little slut isn’t even the actual impact, it’s the anticipation she feels. I absolutely fucking love to beat the fuck out of her pussy or her ass with my hand, or even her face, and watch as she gets all tense and clenches her body when she sees my hand coming in hard for another one. But naturally, I throw a few fake ones in there. Make it look realllllll convincing before stopping just short of contact, hearing her whine because she so badly needed my touch, even if it was to beat her into submission. It makes the real ones that much better.

Mean dom who rears his hand back just to watch me flinch and feel me tighten up while he’s guts deep inside me. Doing it over and over again until he actually hits me, making sure I never know if he’s serious or just fucking with me when he wants to hurt me.

An important tweet

don’t you know it’s not good for your hair to wash it every day. you have to use sulfate and paraben free shampoo. you have to wash your hair with conditioner instead. you should stop washing your hair for a month because actually your scalp has the natural ability to maintain itself. greasy hair can make your acne worse so make sure you wash it every day. you have to use this three step regiment on your face EVERY SINGLE night. buy this $70 serum and use it with the 10 other serums you have but don’t combine them. don’t use anything on your face except a gentle cleanser and moisturizer. do NOT use moisturizer on your face you are DESTROYING your skins natural moisture barrier! acne is just for teenagers you’ll grow out of it :) oh no but adult acne is sooooo common. just take birth control and your acne will go away. cut out all sugar and dairy and your acne will go away. actually those studies are fake, get light therapy treatments instead. take accutane and your acne will go away, only a couple of those kids killed themselves! shave your armpits because it looks better. if you shave your armpits you’re not a feminist. actually shaving your armpits is for HYGIENE. wax your legs. wax your bikini line. but waxing any part of your body can give you ugly ingrown hairs and permanently damage your skin and follicles and besides that’s the patriarchy. (but get laser hair removal instead.) don’t have an eating disorder because that’s too much but definitely do intermittent fasting. don’t eat carbs. don’t eat sugar. don’t eat fat. actually your brain uses carbs as its main energy source. actually fat is necessary but only good fat. you have to DRINK MORE WATER!!! drinking 8 glasses of water per day is a myth. burn fat and get toned by doing these exercises. but cellulite is natural and 99% of women have it so you HAVE to embrace it. take diet pills. ummm don’t you know those are meth?? take NATURAL diet supplements for weight loss. take THESE vitamins to cure your depression and clear your skin and make you better at sex and make your vision better and speed up your metabolism and make your digestion better and make you focus better. i know the ONLY right answer but you have to pay me for it. follow my blog! listen to my podcast! subscribe to my email newsletter! buy my snake oil!!

Listen up. There is literally an app that can help you avoid self harm and I don’t know why we aren’t talking about it.

Calm Harm can be tailored to your needs and will provide strategies to help you get past those crucial moments of wanting to harm.

It’s also totally FREE.

once again, it’s called CALM HARM

dumb things that are weirdly hot:

- someone leaning over and buckling my seatbelt

- tying my shoe for me (especially if you pat it afterwards??)

- zipping up my jacket

- making me hold ur hand before crossing the street

- handing me my water bottle to make me drink it

- slightly condescending nicknames

- moving me by my belt loops/waist

- “why don’t you be a good girl and *instructions*?”

- brushing my hair out of my face

- opening my drinks for me

- lifting my chin to make me look you in the eye

Dear Caregiver,

Please feel free to put me into my headspace (especially if I’m having a bad day). It reassures me that you don’t find my headspace annoying and being in my headspace calms me and makes me happy!