trying to get into photoshop so I drew the fox girls
so i'm currently consuming only orange food (on accident) and my mind just decided this needed to happen so consider this:
it's neil's sophomore year and they've managed to make it to championships again
this year it's a home game, so they don't have to travel anywhere
enter neil
it's the morning of the game, and as he pulls an orange from their fruit bowl he gets an idea
how much orange food do you think can he eat before the game?
he tells no one, but eventually they all catch on
the foxes were never one for superstition or pre-game rituals
the closest they got was tapping the "riko racquet" before each game
but suddenly it's like they're on a mission
that first year it's mostly neil, but after he scores the winning shot of the game it's cemented in the team forever
the next year almost all of them join in, going to every length to keep it orange
neil buys orange ice cream and special orders all orange m&m's to try and get andrew to join, to no avail
his junior year he stops to pick up coffee (the one thing they agreed to allow, though they usually shoot for orange mugs) when he has an idea
"do you think you could make an orange coffee"
the barista: 👁👁 can i what now
turns out they can
when neil shows up at the dorms with orange coffee for everyone andrew has never been so close to murdering him
nicky all but loses his mind when he sees the tray
matt very excitedly adds it to their running list of orange foods held to the fridge with a fox magnet
when neil graduates allison frames it and they hang it next to the trophy stand
by his senior year andrew still outright refuses to join in
until it's his last college championship game
neil comes home from his run early and flips on the kitchen light to find him on top of the counter
3/4ths of the way through a pumpkin pie, orange whipped cream and all
and halfway through a two liter of orange crush
they both freeze
for a long moment nothing is said
a clock's ticks echo through the room
neil grins, "don't believe in superstition, huh?"
"shut up, junkie"
"i'm not the one devouring an all orange pie like a gremlin right now"
"i will kill you"
"you'd have to put down the pie first"
eventually he does, in favor of a very different pre-game ritual
(and how they would annoy me as a customer)
from a sleep-deprived donut shop worker
Neil: our summer specialty of a glazed ring sliced in half with whipped cream and strawberries, but he still asks for it in the fall and we have to look him in the eye and tell him strawberries are out of season in December
Andrew: a donut of my own making! a glazed ring with crosshatched caramel drizzle. it's truly the most delicious donut on this earth and I will make it for myself but if a customer ordered it I would cry cause it takes so long to heat up the caramel and idk how to price it
Matt: a peanut butter triangle, but in the drive-thru at 1:30pm (we close at 2) and when I say we're out he just looks very sad and drives away (this doesn't annoy me it just makes me sad)
Dan: blueberry buttermilk, but she asked me if it was blueberry despite it saying it is in large text and then took 30 seconds of staring to say "yeah I'll take it"
Kevin: a plain old-fashioned (no glaze), but actually we're out already and he asks if I can just go make him one then
Nicky: a half-dozen filled donuts, but it's 5:01am and I just got there and opened the drive-thru, hence the donuts are not yet filled, when I tell him I'll need to fill them he asks how long it will take
Aaron: cream cheese cinnamon roll, but he would order it after 10:30am so I would have to go in the back and frost it for him despite the fact that I already frosted a bunch that morning
Allison: white cake, chocolate frosting, but in the drive-thru and she just says "a white cake donut" so I have to ask if she wants chocolate, vanilla, maple w nuts, cherry, or cookies and cream frosting and she looks mad when there are so many options and then just says "chocolate is fine"
Renee: 2 chocolate bars, but she is so gd nice it takes so long to get to her order and every time she asks my name and then says how beautiful it is. it always makes me happy but also like ma'am this is a donut shop drive-thru. once told me the meaning of my mom's name after asking. always says god bless you before driving away
honestly, what a power-move for neil to be an absolute asshole to the feds and get his way because of it. like damn, yes, let them know that you know how vital you are to their case. speak a different language so that they can’t understand you. call them out on their lies. insult them. go off my guy, that’s what we like to see
(and also shoutout to the rest of the foxes for refusing to tell the feds anything because they said they couldn’t see neil. this is the friendship neil deserves. this is the family that he didn’t dare to dream for. iconic)
neil canonically doesn’t like being on higher floors because it makes it hard to escape. neil also canonically spends his nights hanging out on a roof with the boy that everyone calls a monster. this speaks VOLUMES for how much he trusts andrew and how much he’s grown as a person
ok you know how neil counts to ten to calm down? has that worked a single time in this series?? i stg he always gets to like 6 and then just fucking SNAPS
andrew frequently wakes up in the middle of the night and tenses at the feeling of skin against his own, but he instantly relaxes when he feels the ridges and bumps of neil’s scars and callouses, completely at odds with the slick, groping hands of his foster siblings. the remnants of neil’s trauma help andrew cope with his own
i absolutely ADORE when people say stuff like “head canon that neil and andrew dance to christmas music when no one is watching🥺” because like they absolutely do not but i love the enthusiasm
Apparently this is a Broadway play, but all I can think of is Katelyn 😂
Guys this isn’t an aftg account BUT I can perfectly sum up Andrew and Neil in two quotes from my kids at work
Andrew: “Congratulations, you’re a liar. “
Neil: “My favourite colour is none of your business.”
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