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i enjoy comparing the different ways that birds of prey attack. you've got eagles doing the classic lord of the skies, king of the air, death from above pose

and then you've got peregrine falcons who are just like "fuck it. tactical missile strike."

And it’s alternate, a zombie with no bones and muscles made from bones also held together by raw willpower.

Meat skeleton. Meat chunks in the shape of bones held together by raw willpower.

spirits say no

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The twist is that the bottle is actually a mimic

Monster Bottle

Confused noises

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