I’m Good And I’m Going To Deflect The Lightning With My Laser Sword Until You Stop.

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tumblr will always be a better website than twitter because you can only retweet a tweet once, whereas on this website if i really like a post i can make my followers scroll past it twelve times in a row

I just think they're neat

the Vaporeon was a christmas gift from the other year.

“Alexa!” I call,”set mirror font color to blood red,”

The voice responds, “your font color is now blood red.

Oh, I love my Amazon smart mirror I thought to myself.

A demon writes messages on your mirror in blood, but they’re useful messages, things like “Don’t forget you have yoga at 2” or “You’re out of milk”.

Iceland is fucking bizarre my name change made the news

I was apart of tumblr before I even knew what it was. Behold, a tumblr user!

So a different version of the game?

hello amanda. in front of you are all eight “alpha and omega” kids movies. every time you think about the omegaverse the male wolves noses will grow and the female wolves eyes will grow. good luck

It’s that time of year to say no to the Salvation Army.

Never forget they let a Trans woman die instead of helping her.

Never forget they have tossed entire families on the street for having an LGBT child.

Never forget they tell non Christian families that unless they convert they will not help them.

Never forget that the Salvation Army is bigoted and hateful, many of the bell ringers routinely heckle and harass LGBT couples.

conversation I have with my ferret 1000x a day

Monster Researcher Eclair and the Riddle of the Sphinx.