It Is In Fact Impossible To Lie On The Internet. If You Ever See A Post Which Seems To Be Obviously False,

reblog for Sergeant Stabby

Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.

This is a good idea, right?

Are teiflings just extreme version of red heads don’t have souls?

Am I now an accomplice to to murder?

I pick the ability to always find a loophole in whatever I want.

Well just give them your business card

i'm actually pretty glad that the supernatural isn't more commonplace and normalized in our society because can you imagine walking through the wrong door at work and getting stuck in a labyrinth in another dimension for 50 years only to come back and find out it doesn't count as overtime

It’s October 1st…

Can you hear it?

It’s the sound of…

SPOOKS

Happy april fools day

we are trying to not let poppy out, the amount of silly is contagious and it will make him break things