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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

Dead?

suggestion: vampire characters who actually act their age

I’m good and I’m going to deflect the lightning with my laser sword until you stop.

I'm evil and I'm going to shoot lightning at you until you die. Hope this helps!

Like this?

tumblr will always be a better website than twitter because you can only retweet a tweet once, whereas on this website if i really like a post i can make my followers scroll past it twelve times in a row

How transphobic legislators are there left?

A murderer!

Are you Loki?

also heres a collection of bumper stickers i plan on putting all on the same car

Photos from my friend who is a vet tech