Downtown (affectionate)

fun fact!! it turns out that now when u make a new blog, tumblr forces you to follow 3-4 people before you can change your icon or modify your blog in any way!! this, of course, means that, yes, some of the "potential bots" many of us have been automatically blocking could have possibly been genuine new users who were only just seconds in to having an account!!! tumblr is literally screwing new users over!!!!

people love extolling the virtues of ball-and-socket joints and how it makes us more advanced and all that but I don't see any fucking octopuses in slings now do I. Bones are overrated and I want a refund.

It's time we decolonize the Cascadian volcanoes

Felines and canines are probably some of the oldest mammalian Pokémon because of of revers’ closer relation to mew.

Pokemon except it’s like real animal taxonomy so there’s like 550 different species of Cutiefly that can only be separated by DNA tests

It is in fact impossible to lie on the Internet. If you ever see a post which seems to be obviously false, that post is transdimensional leakage from a parallel universe where whatever it says is true.

ATTENTION!!!

Not all clowns can or should have sugar every meal!

As a horror clown owner, myself, I can tell you that those types of clowns are unable to digest it properly, they have to have it WITH their food, it's not always 100% sugar, that's why I own a horror clown, they mainly eat meat and on rare occasions their own eggs, HOWEVER, that's when they have a lack of proper nutrients or if they're duds! Not to mention some clowns on rare occasions have intolerances to glucose, it's not a pretty sight however, some do contract a multitude of diseases and even die from malnutrition, it's best to see what you can do and if you are unable to help them, it's best to give them to someone who's able to help or in the worst cases, put them down... Also, if you're curious about what to feed horror clowns, I normally give mine baby back ribs with a sugary glaze, steak with a honey and burbon syrup, chicken in the shape of dinosaurs with a sweet BBQ sauce and on rare occasions maple smoked salmon with a brown sugar crust, however, since mine is part Harlequin, she does get the option for a mead or wine as well also she does have a higher sugar requirement! Anyways, your railroad clowns also shouldn't have too much sugar, but, since they're outside dwelling, I'd recommend leaving a can of beans outside and if it's gone then they took it, if it's not, they probably took another clown's beans, who knows? They're very adaptable though! Mimes are allowed to have sugar, but not as much! They're allowed to also have wine, cheese, coffee and bread, they also are very picky with what type of sweets they have, it's probably best to see what they like and then give them that!

If you want to try different candies or meals, make sure you monitor them while they're eating, if they seem bored like if their hijinks have less energy or if they out right throw the food at you, that means you should absolutely show them new foods, WITHIN THEIR DIETARY NEEDS!!! I cannot tell you how many times I go to my job at the clown hospital and tell them that they should do that and they end up feeding their horror clown a SALAD! This is why they have a horrible reputation! DO NOT feed your clowns anything they're unable to digest, because before you know it, your clown will maul you or worse, they'll die! I've seen too many mimes, jesters and horror clowns in a sugar coma because someone thought it would be fine to give them only sugary foods! Do your research before owning a clown, please!

Also for people who think horror clowns should be illegal and their owners in jail, please don't interact, the only reason why they get a poor reputation is because of terrible owners who just use them to look cool and don't take time to train them, care for them or give them proper enrichment! If you are unwilling to do that for a horror clown, then maybe don't get a clown at all! It is a 80-100+ year commitment and I've seen so many clowns at ages 5-30 that are in such bad shape we had to call the authorities... You have no clue how stressful it is!

Ahem, So true.

Rabbit Jawa.

Hoodie up

Mold girl has found a suitable home<3