Twobraincellgenius - Untitled

Life-changing OCD hack is learning that you can literally call poison control to check if you fucked up and took medications wrong in a way that could kill you instead of having a panic attack while reading reddit and quora threads for an hour. They won't even be mad at you. Like obviously don't do it every day or something but genuinely you can do this if you need to

spend long enough being an OC Guy and you will eventually inevitably become a sincere recreation of the gregory berrycone 4chan bit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GX3Z8qG7AKo

western pleasure horses at the canter always look like they’re limping off the battlefield, everything is smoke and craters and they’re injured and half dead from exhaustion but there’s nowhere to stop so they just keep jogging

some people apparently find this gait desirable.

too tired to be part of the solution but don't want to be part of the problem? compromise by becoming part of a new, much funnier problem

i want a shirt that has a QR code on it for some kind of horrible malware so that if anyone ever tries to film me in public their phone will automatically scan the code and be reduced to a functionless brick

!???

Dead?

suggestion: vampire characters who actually act their age

me at this point of the year, reacting to any bad news