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Dead?

suggestion: vampire characters who actually act their age

The fact that writers should, “try not imply that vegetables can have a redemptive relationship with God,” implies that vegetables either don’t need to be redeemed, or can’t.

merry christmas

And people say that Canada is the nicer America

so can we start hunting down white liberals now or what

the team tryna get out of bed this morning and get ready for work

Ferrets be like:

When you are 9 levels of skill higher than your opponent.

Via Bohnathan Jobbert

Seeing how lightning redirection is based off of waterbending, it’s probably true. Not only is it what you bend, but how you bend and the influences of how you bend

we’ve started feeding this tortoiseshell-point siamese recently. she’s beautiful, aside from the fact she has disturbingly big, bulging blue eyes. we’ve started calling her… ‘goop’

consider this: people would want that.

people who take hot baths are practically begging to end up in a witch's stew.