We Should Do A Change.org Vote To Make Friendly Shadow Gay

Me and others waiting for the first episode of Sauria to debut to the public on the 11th-

Okay, I'm done. Someone wondered if there would be smoke and fire and, of course, they were. But I changed the location. I think Tatooine is more suitable here.

Screw it, I'm making headcanons on the Friendly shadow. If no one else will do it I will.

(No nswf here, it will contain romantic headcanons. This will be gender neutral lol, oh and also this is an AU where yk, you exist. The friendly shadow is not my character but is David armbsys character. Go check his channel out and his patreon.)

Romantic headcanons:

You and Shadow spend a lot of time together. The time is mostly spent with both of you trying new things together. Whether it's spent watching that new movie, or sneaking out in the dead of night doing the most random outdoorsy thing ever. And the best thing about all of it is that the handyman don't really question it because it always seems like you both are on some sort of mission that hive sent you both on. But in reality, you both were galivanting through autodales local park picking flowers or smth.

Hive knows about your relationship. The majority chose not to intervene because seeing you both together (and through the shadows surveillance system installed on him) was like an episode of a wholesome telenovela. And cause it was the only form of entertainment they had. Shadow and you on the other hand are completely oblivious to this eavesdropping.

Shadow is very much in love with you, but he has a hard time expressing it sometimes. Yk when you have a love overload or you see something cute and idk you just wanna...squish it? Yeah that's him whenever he's alone with you. He'll just freeze up and try staring at everything around you but not directly at you. When you somehow make eye contact though, his eyes dilate to the MAX. It's very obvious he loves you. You return it by being the person that he can trust and lean on. He loves you because of this.

Cuddles? Omfg he loves those. He's a touch-starved simp. He won't ask for cuddles verbally. Instead, He'll hint that he wants to cuddle. He'll scoot closer to you when you both are sitting down. He'll purposely try to stumble when standing up or walking when you're around so that you can catch his oh-so-devastating fall. It's so obvious when he fake stumbles, hands, and feet flailing in the air.

You'd catch him though and laugh while he insists that it was an accident and proceeds to cling on you for a long time after his "fall".

Kissing? It depends on you. if your not the kissy type he'll respect that. If you are though, he'll kiss you on the forehead or your hands. On the lips? Sure! You just gotta let him know first, he gets startled when you kiss him without a warning. French kissing? He's not great at it. Like not great at it at all. I don't think he has a tounge. He'll try though, just expect it to be very and I mean very slopy. He does feel embarrassed when you do kiss him but only because he thinks he's bad at it (and he is).

Just because he acts all shy around you doesn't mean he's tough, I mean cmon he's Autodales number 1 vigilante! He isn't afraid to protect you at all costs and defend you. He's just hoping you'd do the same for him.

Overall, he's a simp in denial. And you are too!

That's all the head cannons I could think of, anyways let me sleep now bc it's 3:00 am rn.

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Oh, my poor shadow- yep that sounds about right tbh. Lol there should be a petition for him to be able to have someone at this point and not ge in trouble by hive 😭😂

we should do a change.org vote to make friendly shadow gay

*touching his extremely defined six pack* who did this to you.....

BWAHHAHAHA-

we should do a change.org vote to make friendly shadow gay

I want to see more of the trans detective who is going insane

The following is a letter the Detective sent to the Doctor

Good day, doctor

As you may already know, I was able to enter the private exhibit “The Y Collection” with some of the heads of state via invitation. As usual, I will tell you what I found, but before that I must tell you: hide this letter after you read it. 

The meeting was quite pleasant at first, good chatter and good alcohol to keep it simple. However, it was when the exhibit started that things started to get interesting. Alongside some fossils, mesopotanian weaponry, and other junk, they showed us a human skeleton.

I must say that “human” is not a fitting name for it, but it is the one I will be using, as most of its body was exactly as the one of a normal human, except for the skull, the skull of this “human” was more akin to the one of a wolf. I am not a good artist and you know that well, but as cameras were not allowed in this event, I decided to sketch this skull instead.

According to the researcher presenting it, this skeleton and many others like it were discovered all across the world circa 90BC, mostly on cemeteries and ossuaries. They were actually of fairly common knowledge until the 1600s, when governments across the world came to an agreement to hide the skulls and erase them from public consciousness. 

The how or why of this was not mentioned, the only thing they did specify is how as coverup, various werewolf novels were released to make the concept of a biped wolf seem as simple fiction.

I believe there is something more to these “humans” than they told us, if it was simply an ancient species, why would the government hide it? And even more worryingly, how? And what else have they made us forget?

Considering that I have gained the trust of those who attended the event, I will probably be invited to others in the future. I hope I am able to find more information, and to be able to safely send it over to you. I am not religious, but I know that you are, so if your God listens to you, I need you to say a little prayer on my behalf.

I hope you are okey wherever you are

Detective D. Ramirez 

Want to know more about this universe? Check the tag "the detectiverse" on my blog!

Scared the shit out of me tbh-

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I don't know whether to embrace my inner simp over this character, goddammit. FREAKING- UGH, bro I swear there's some sort of charm to like fictional cowboy men. Like- MF CAD BANE KICKS DOWN THE DOOR TO MY MIND AND STEALS ME AWAY WTF. like I hope this is relatable to others. 😞