twofangedbitch - 吸血鬼
吸血鬼

25 | she/her | Poland | I like diff languages, gay vampires and writing.

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4 weeks ago
This Is How The Buildings In VTMB Look.

This is how the buildings in VTMB look.

4 weeks ago

The centuries old warlord that put hundreds of people to their knees, that killed thousands of people with his own hands, that has been made of wrath, vengeance and thirst for blood even before he became a vampire, now willingly puts a deadly weapon to his throat unafraid because gentle hands of the one he loves hold it. Words in his long-forgotten native language leave his mouth in an instinct because confessions always tear their way out from the very soul, unbothered to be translated or filtered. "If I'm lying, then kill me now". Because death seems kinder than life without someone so dear. Because death by his hands means to look in his eyes for one more time.

The Centuries Old Warlord That Put Hundreds Of People To Their Knees, That Killed Thousands Of People
4 weeks ago

posting this picture again because i just noticed that the teddy bear is looking at house just like wilson is

Posting This Picture Again Because I Just Noticed That The Teddy Bear Is Looking At House Just Like Wilson
1 month ago
For The 3 Lacroix Fuckers In The World

for the 3 lacroix fuckers in the world

1 month ago
A Week Late But This Came To Me In A Vision.

A week late but this came to me in a vision.

1 month ago

Milchick all season: clearly on the edge of an epiphany about his involvement with lumon and whether this all really is worth it

Also Milchick: realizes if he leaves he won’t be able to do his big dance number that he worked so hard on

Milchick All Season: Clearly On The Edge Of An Epiphany About His Involvement With Lumon And Whether
1 month ago
Fic Aside, This Is All I Have To Offer... For Now Hehe

fic aside, this is all i have to offer... for now hehe

1 month ago

Mark and Helly: Accepting their imminent death

Mr. Milchick:

Mark And Helly: Accepting Their Imminent Death
1 month ago
Vampire

vampire

1 month ago
Date Night 🌛

Date night 🌛

1 month ago
The Way He Rly Dgaf When Helly Steals His Walkie Like 😭 Can He Not Have His Moment For Two Fucking

the way he rly dgaf when helly steals his walkie like 😭 can he not have his moment for two fucking seconds before mdr has to pull out the anti-establishment conspiracy... its every fucking day with these ppl

1 month ago

the work is sexy and cool


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1 month ago
Stabbing Victim Found At The Santa Monica Pier. Police Are Currently Searching For Clues. Tomorrow's

Stabbing victim found at the Santa Monica Pier. Police are currently searching for clues. Tomorrow's high expected in 70’s. Tonight’s low 50 degrees.

1 month ago

I still haven't watched Severance but congratulations to the fandom for getting a Blorbo who did end up crying, soaking wet in a suit and tie, and covered in blood at the end of the show. This is like getting a superbowl ring but for fandom I think.

1 month ago

outie mark: our wife is being TORTURED. stop having sex with helena eagan and get her OUT!

innie mark: don’t care + didn’t ask + L + ratio + you’re an alcoholic with no drip

Outie Mark: Our Wife Is Being TORTURED. Stop Having Sex With Helena Eagan And Get Her OUT!
1 month ago
Sorry I Couldn't Resist
Sorry I Couldn't Resist

sorry I couldn't resist

1 month ago
Beware Of The Teeth

beware of the teeth

1 month ago
IT MEANS EAT SHIT MR DRUMMOND!!!!!!!!!!

IT MEANS EAT SHIT MR DRUMMOND!!!!!!!!!!

1 month ago
Ant Farm Ant Farm Ant Farm!!

Ant farm ant farm ant farm!!

🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜

1 month ago
This Shot Tho..................

this shot tho..................

1 month ago
Saw That Archie Panel And Knew It Had To Be These 2 Divas

Saw that Archie panel and knew it had to be these 2 divas

2 months ago
K-i-s-s-i-n-g On The Stakeout 🤍

k-i-s-s-i-n-g on the stakeout 🤍

request from patreon

2 months ago
an illustration of Mulder and Scully captioned "what people think the x files is like". Mulder is leaning towards Scully and saying "aliens are real, Scully, the government just doesn't want us to know that. they're among us, Scully. you can be alien too. think about that." Scully is looking down with a sour expression. her thoughts are: one more minute of this and I'm commiting suicide. should I work in customer service instead. maybe become a nun idk
an illustration of Mulder and Scully captioned "what the x files is actually like". Mulder is rambling about the UFOs, and Scully is looking at him and thinking "well I can't not fuck him"

a handy guide.

companion piece for the "it's both" crew who better make their own posts damnit

2 months ago
I Am A Person. You Are Not.

i am a person. you are not.

2 months ago
The X Files 3x09: Nisei // Severance 2x07: Chikhai Bardo // The X Files 2x01: The Blessing Way
The X Files 3x09: Nisei // Severance 2x07: Chikhai Bardo // The X Files 2x01: The Blessing Way
The X Files 3x09: Nisei // Severance 2x07: Chikhai Bardo // The X Files 2x01: The Blessing Way
The X Files 3x09: Nisei // Severance 2x07: Chikhai Bardo // The X Files 2x01: The Blessing Way
The X Files 3x09: Nisei // Severance 2x07: Chikhai Bardo // The X Files 2x01: The Blessing Way
The X Files 3x09: Nisei // Severance 2x07: Chikhai Bardo // The X Files 2x01: The Blessing Way
The X Files 3x09: Nisei // Severance 2x07: Chikhai Bardo // The X Files 2x01: The Blessing Way
The X Files 3x09: Nisei // Severance 2x07: Chikhai Bardo // The X Files 2x01: The Blessing Way
The X Files 3x09: Nisei // Severance 2x07: Chikhai Bardo // The X Files 2x01: The Blessing Way
The X Files 3x09: Nisei // Severance 2x07: Chikhai Bardo // The X Files 2x01: The Blessing Way

The X Files 3x09: Nisei // Severance 2x07: Chikhai Bardo // The X Files 2x01: The Blessing Way

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