Tworegimesof - Two Regimes Of

I am dead.

I am completely normal about this

The mood lately. Here're some updates:

wholly mad and half undressed - xxxHolic/Tsubasa. KuroYuko. Rated E.

Lovesickness - Naruto. Multiship, focused on the older jounin. Rated E.

My GetoHime Trash

When I die and go to heaven, no doubt an angel will ask why I put so much GetoHime content onto the internet. I shall have no good response, other then things just played out this way. My head, heart, and gut all say ShokoHime, but GetoHime is too conceptually entertaining for me to ignore.

Below is a master list of my GetoHime stories. They are all on ao3. Please note the rating at the end of the description. All adult situations depicted are between consenting adults. There is also drug use, mental health issues, and violence in a few of the stories. Please mind the tags of each story - I go out of my way to ensure that readers know what they are getting into. It is all NSFW, lol.

Ongoing

In every dream home a heartache: When Suguru comes back to pay Mei Mei his half of the rent, he finds that Utahime has moved into his old room. He doesn't know how to feel about it. Rated M.

Multi-chapter

Father and Mothers and Daughters and Sons: Suguru and Utahime realizing that adulthood is purgatory. Rated E.

Kept in Place: Suguru and Utahime, evolving. Rated E.

I give you my life: No one ever wants to wait for their real life to start. Rated E.

Invite the Weight: Being with someone doesn't fix the hole left behind by someone else. It's worse when you invite that person back into your life. Rated E.

Even Cockroaches Can Dream: Watching someone change right before your eyes. Or: Suguru’s charm and Utahime’s denial can only hide their crazy for so long. Rated E.

Osteosarcoma: When it's over, it's just Geto and Utahime. Rated E.

Lightning Strikes Twice: When Suguru stops being the person Utahime thinks he is, he decides to make sure that she can never forgive him. Rated E.

When the Birds Began to Die: Being stuck with someone you haven't seen in years for days doesn't usually end so well. Rated E.

One shot

But I love him: "I love you, call me back." Rated M.

If We Make It Through December: So, where was Utahime during the Night Parade? Rated E.

Melted Brains: Suguru and Utahime, getting into it. Rated E.

Sticking Point: Worst cab ride ever. Rated M.

The Past Participle: Coming down easy. Rated E.

A quick Shizune meme bc a woman who breathes out poison fogs and parallels fucking Kabuto cannot be anything other than unhinged

Original under the cut

SatoShoko + GetoHime art + GetoHime ficlet by two talented creatives - I feel like I am finally being seen!!!!

Your art style is so visually pleasing 🤩‼️‼️ I'd really love to see satoshoko and getohime on a double date with your art style, I think that'd be really cute. 💖

This is so pretty and perfect I want to throw up

Raidou/Kurenai commission ✨

I'm only half joking. Here's the Lovesickness update.

Pls mind the tags!

This is probably going to be so random, but I had a very interesting rare pair back in my early days writing Naruto fic: Ebisu and Shizune.

IM SORRY LMAO

I write rare pairs so I have no leg to stand on and I’m not going to tell people what to ship, but I don’t have the imagination for this vision. I can also admit that this is because I can't stand Ebisu, but that’s on me lol. I bow to your creativity, and thank you for sharing!

I'm biased lol I think Shizune and Aoba are where it's at. Thanks for the giggle! 

Thinking of them!!!!

Oh... Wow... IDK why it took me so long to find your Tumblr. ANYWAY I now have the power to bother you about how your writing made me go insane with giddiness and unholy thoughts. I even pulled a friend of mine into the abyss by showing her the NanaSho works you wrote. It has consumed her and I'm not sorry about it. Well that's it, just wanted to say reading your stuff makes me froth at the mouth and want to rip pillows in half. That's all. Have a good day. Goodbye.

OMG, hey, hello, I love your SatoShoko art! You’re one of my fave artists. The GetoHime one made my day, nay, my year! It was a pleasure to reblog it and I’ll be sure to shout it out whenever I update that GetoHime story I’m working on. Thank you for the dopamine hit and inspiration. 

Not giddy and unholy thoughts! Frothing at the mouth! I am honored! 

I actually love getting to shout out other writers here. I did not write the NanaSho on my profile. For the curious, a reader named van_del wrote “tell me your heart’s on fire” as a gift, and my lovely and talented writer friend bby_rabbit wrote “why am I awake at 2:00 a.m.,” which is a rewrite of her previous story, “no panties kind of weather.” I am thrilled to hear that you and your friend have enjoyed those stories. I’ve been lucky to receive gifts on ao3, and there are lots of other stories in my bookmarks worthy of love, so it’s great to hear that people actually look at them. 

Thanks for the sweet comment and take care!