You Know What. Fuck You.

This is me when I visit my conservative family members

Ah yes, the 3 genders. Male, female, and “what the fuck are you, a cop?”

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(idk if anybody already did this tho 😅)

i love the french, i love the way they pronounce Rs like they're disgusted with them

Where did you get your clothes, Soup?

what the hell is my cinderaces problem

This will surely not do anything to my brain chemistry

shorthands for dumbassery that i have grown to love deeply

"how dare you say we piss on the poor" in response to someone misinterpreting your post

"_ isnt gonna fuck you" for suck up behavior

"woah. should we tell everyone? should we throw a party?" for who the fuck cares

"and what if the world was made of pudding" for when would this ever matter.

"and sharks are smooth both ways" for a group of people heatedly arguing with 1 guy who is fucking with them all

".. but its about a witch in the alps finding her lost cat" for someone trying to sanitize something to the point of absurdity

They killed jimmy carter to hide the secret of the elves

Who wants to see my cat totally brave and not at all scared at the vet