Sketch Dump Cuz I Forgot To Draw More Wowowowo

AU where Roier buys a house

ONLY SHE KNOWS THE MELODY

SHE NEEDS TO FORGET IT

DO NOT PLAY IT

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Day 14 - "All I need from you is time. And trust."

30 day challenge? More like trying to keep Roier's face consistent challenge am I right fellas??

Spoiler, I can't do it.

Blood and wine !!!! <3

I may render this some day, or not. Idk

Feliz Natal, Nath <3

Loved the new BD chapter, can’t stop thinking about Cellbit pretending(?) saying he doesn’t know who Spreen is and answering a call from his ex-bestie while being threatened by him at knifepoint using pet names and everything.

Does Spreen think Cellbit wants Roier dead? Is that what’s happening? Because, buddy, you’re the one between the two of you who actually stabbed the guy.

Spreen don’t you have a son to ignore?/j

Also Roier missed Cellbit so much oh my goodness and they held hands again! Yippe!

Sorry Mariana about being dead that super sucks for you.

I can only imagine what Slime is going to be like someone please give Flippa wellness checks 🙂‍↕️🫶

I remember in canon qSpreen just not realizing how badly he fucked up with qRoier and more or less hanging out with him as normal… minus him putting security cameras up around Roier’s house, anyway

Even qQuackity had a day or two of walking on eggshells around Roier until the egg event started and he got distracted with being an absent parent

Roier made a real attempt to pretend to be normal so his revenge would work out the way he wanted. He needed it to hurt Spreen the same way that Spreen hurt him, so the ‘betrayal’ needed to be real.

In this fic’s case, it’s Roier suddenly leaving the pack and Spreen confused because? He didn’t stab him that badly. Sure, he was hospitalized and in a coma and stuff, but that doesn’t mean anything

(Also, Spreen actually sends Ramon an allowance once a month. No letters, just money.)

Winter

Star-Crossed

Summary:

Roier is a Time Lord, a time-traveling alien, with a missing (slash deceased) husband and a very empty time machine. Cellbit is a human who may or may not be an escaped convict on the run from an intergalactic government intent on putting him to the death. Together, they're traveling through time and space and trying to track down both Roier's absent husband and Cellbit's mysterious wristwatch. And if they start holding hands while doing so, well. That isn't a problem, now, is it? Or: A Doctor Who AU

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something a little more creepy or scary🫣, i’m thinking imposter syndrome??

Omg an Imposter Syndrome reference in 2024…

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Once upon a time, Roier thought he was the last living member of his species. The Federation wiped everyone on his planet out; Roier and his brother escaped with their lives, but Doied didn’t make it past an emergency medical checkpoint on their way to Earth.

Now, Roier is on a Federation ship heading towards yet another planet they’re planning on colonizing. He’s been sabotaging their missions for years, ever since he was old enough to serve on a ship, and this mission is no exception.

But:

Cellbit flinches as his jaw splits in half for the millionth time in the past half hour. He forces it shut with his hands and mutters an apology in a language that Roier can barely remember.

Roier just sighs and smiles and reaches across the table to pat Cellbit’s hand.

“It’s just us, gatinho,” he assured him. “Don’t worry, okay?”

Cellbit nods, but he doesn’t look convinced, and Roier wants someone dead.

Once upon a time, Roier thought he was alone. But now he has Cellbit, and he’s going to make sure that he gets to keep Cellbit.

In front of them is a small dinner set up in Cellbit’s cabin. There’s wine, of course, and there is a severed head. Its eyeballs are in their individual wine glasses, one each, like olives in martinis.

Roier thinks his name was Tubbo. Maybe. Doesn’t matter now. He tastes good, and Cellbit smiled biting into his kidney, and that’s all Roier cares about.

The crew is going to find Tubbo’s (headless) skeleton and what remains of his muscles soon enough. His suit, too, as bloodstained and ripped as it is. They were messy, but… so what? Roier left one of Tina’s earrings at the scene, and he can give Cellbit an alibi.

Quietly, Cellbit says, “We have an alibi.”

Roier nods.

“We were having sex,” Cellbit continues.

Roier laughs so hard his face splits and his tentacle comes tumbling out of his “mouth”. Once, Cellbit turned red at the thought. Now, Roier knows that he’s as asexual as they come, so Cellbit can make all the inappropriate jokes he wants, and it’ll always be funny.

Cellbit smiles too wide, waaay too wide, and Roier doesn’t think he’s ever seen a more beautiful man in his life. He never wants to stop seeing this smile. He’ll kill anyone who tries taking it away from him.

That is a guarantee.

au where Cellbit ascends to godhood for seemingly no reason and has No Idea what he’s the god of. And so naturally he teams up with Roier, the priest of a mysterious unknown god, to figure out what he’s actually the god of