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we r so back

So- what if I just- 🧍‍♂️

Not my usual stuff, but I made this for a friend

Catbit and Dogoier 🐱🐶

Little sketch because I'm not going to finish it

The Reason is You Zine is Out!!

At long last, The Reason is You is out!!

A big thank-you to all of our contributors, from our writers to our artists to our translators to our designers. This project could not have happened without everyone involved, so please send everyone love!

We have three versions of the zine. Click on the following links to access the version of the zine you want to read!

English Version

Versão em Português

Versión en Español

We here at TRYZine hope that you enjoy the zine. It's been a year since the end of Purgatory, but Guapoduo lives on forever thanks to the community. In other words:

The reason is you!!

Ordem paranomal thing i did for a class because the hiperfixation wins

Take a slice

Offerings, offerings..

My favorite casal de louquinhos 💕💕

guapoduo in real life

something a little more creepy or scary🫣, i’m thinking imposter syndrome??

Omg an Imposter Syndrome reference in 2024…

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Once upon a time, Roier thought he was the last living member of his species. The Federation wiped everyone on his planet out; Roier and his brother escaped with their lives, but Doied didn’t make it past an emergency medical checkpoint on their way to Earth.

Now, Roier is on a Federation ship heading towards yet another planet they’re planning on colonizing. He’s been sabotaging their missions for years, ever since he was old enough to serve on a ship, and this mission is no exception.

But:

Cellbit flinches as his jaw splits in half for the millionth time in the past half hour. He forces it shut with his hands and mutters an apology in a language that Roier can barely remember.

Roier just sighs and smiles and reaches across the table to pat Cellbit’s hand.

“It’s just us, gatinho,” he assured him. “Don’t worry, okay?”

Cellbit nods, but he doesn’t look convinced, and Roier wants someone dead.

Once upon a time, Roier thought he was alone. But now he has Cellbit, and he’s going to make sure that he gets to keep Cellbit.

In front of them is a small dinner set up in Cellbit’s cabin. There’s wine, of course, and there is a severed head. Its eyeballs are in their individual wine glasses, one each, like olives in martinis.

Roier thinks his name was Tubbo. Maybe. Doesn’t matter now. He tastes good, and Cellbit smiled biting into his kidney, and that’s all Roier cares about.

The crew is going to find Tubbo’s (headless) skeleton and what remains of his muscles soon enough. His suit, too, as bloodstained and ripped as it is. They were messy, but… so what? Roier left one of Tina’s earrings at the scene, and he can give Cellbit an alibi.

Quietly, Cellbit says, “We have an alibi.”

Roier nods.

“We were having sex,” Cellbit continues.

Roier laughs so hard his face splits and his tentacle comes tumbling out of his “mouth”. Once, Cellbit turned red at the thought. Now, Roier knows that he’s as asexual as they come, so Cellbit can make all the inappropriate jokes he wants, and it’ll always be funny.

Cellbit smiles too wide, waaay too wide, and Roier doesn’t think he’s ever seen a more beautiful man in his life. He never wants to stop seeing this smile. He’ll kill anyone who tries taking it away from him.

That is a guarantee.

:0!!!

Bleeding Heart Part Five

Part One | Previous Part

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"Mr. Balanar?"

"Yes?"

"Hi! I'm the nurse at your son's school, and-"

"What!? Is Richarlyson okay? What happened?"

"Well, unfortunately your son did have a bit of an incident this morning. He threw up all over his clothes, and he's running a slight fever. I'm going to have to ask you to pick him up."

"Of course. I'm on my way."

-

Cellbit lets out an anxious breath and slumps into a seat. His foot taps against the floor, his other leg bounces. He wipes his palms on his jeans and flashes a fake smile at the concerned secretary.

It's only been an hour and a half since Pac dropped Richarlyson off at school. Cellbit knows this because he knows Richarlyson's schedule better than Richarlyson does, he knows precisely when school starts, and he knows that Richarlyson has only actually been in class for an hour. The first half hour of his day is a school-provided breakfast.

It's only been an hour and a half, but Richarlyson has somehow developed a fever in that hour and a half. He wasn't sick earlier, obviously, so.

Is his son dying? No, right? He's fine. It might have been the breakfast. Richarlyson complains about it all the time, he hates it.

Maybe Pac just missed the fever. Richarlyson has a habit of not mentioning he's feeling sick until he's ready to be thrown into an ambulance; Cellbit understands, he feels the same way. Hospitals are too... cold.

So it's logical that Richarlyson is sick now. It's logical. Cellbit doesn't need to be worried.

Cellbit pulls out his phone to text Pac an update: 'Waiting in the front office now. Taking Richas home, I'll take care of him'

Pac, of course, wants Richarlyson to go to a doctor. But Pac also knows that nobody in the family can exactly afford a doctor; Bagi is the only one with health insurance, but it doesn't cover anyone but her.

(Pac also knows that Richarlyson can't so much as smell antiseptic wipes without acting out. So him going with Cellbit is probably for the best; nobody else understands just gets it.)

Cellbit doesn't react as the secretary buzzes someone else into the school. He doesn't react as the door opens beside him, and he doesn't react as he hears a small group of people walk into the office muttering amongst themselves. He keeps looking at his phone, mostly so the secretary doesn't feel obligated to try and calm him down.

But:

"Mr. Balanar, hello!"

And, suddenly, he can hear his own heartbeat and nothing else.

Slowly, Cellbit lets out a breath. He smiles, polite, and he places his phone screen-down in his lap. He looks up, and he nods oh so politely.

"Cucurucho," he very politely greets.

In all white stands C.B. Cucurucho, the Federation's 'civilian liaison' and Cellbit's worst enemy. The goddamn bastard.

They're smiling, because of course they fucking are. Their teeth are absolutely blinding- straight and white as a military graveyard.

"What a surprise to see you here!" they exclaim.

They lean closer, hands behind their back, head cocked slightly to the side. "Did you get my email?"

Nobody knows what the 'C.B.' stands for in their name. Nobody knows what their powers are. They're an enigma even down to their appearance: sleek, white hair down to their mid-back straight out of a shampoo commercial; pale skin akin to that of a corpse's; long, sharp nails like claws; and a pair of eyes constantly hidden behind black circular sunglasses. Their suit is sharp, their heels are pointed, and their lipstick is red.

Cellbit hates them.

Behind Cucurucho, their group of Federation employees all go to sign in to the front desk. There's a handful of people in suits and two heroes in goofy outfits who do not look like they want to be there. Newer ones, probably. Less popular than Bluebird, too, or they wouldn't have to be doing school events.

Cellbit nods. Doesn't say anything.

He and Cucurucho have beef. He hates Cucurucho, and Cucurucho doesn't really acknowledge beyond him being Detective Bagi Webber's twin brother. He wants Cucurucho dead, and Cucurucho sends him and Bagi Christmas cards every year. He wants to squeeze the life out of Cucurucho's shitty fucking heart with his own bare hands, and Cucurucho keeps adding him to the Federation promotional email list.

He and Cucurucho have beef.

The group of Feds all filter out of the office and into the hallway beyond, following the secretary to wherever they're supposed to be going, but Cucurucho stays behind. They're tall on their own, but them being in high heels and Cellbit being seated makes them loom above him almost imposingly. Their glasses are so dark that he can see his reflection in them, and he looks so small, somehow.

Cellbit bites back a shiver. Even with a jacket on, he's so cold.

"I hope you consider my offer," Cucurucho says. "I'm sure your camera has been returned to you by the police department by now. There shouldn't be any trouble getting those pictures over to me."

"Just ask Bagi for them," Cellbit politely huffs.

Cucurucho shakes their head. "And take the credit away from you? Come on, Mr. Balanar, who do you think we are? The Federation of Heroes takes pride in its civilian associates and their work. You'll be credited and compensated."

Kill yourself, Cellbit thinks. Fucking die already.

"I'm not interested," he flatly says.

Clicking their tongue disapprovingly, Cucurucho sighs and stands back upright.

"You know," they say, "I made an effort to look through your records before emailing you. It's a shame it never worked out between us, but I do think that a collaboration would work. You have talent, Mr. Balanar. The Federation could easily put it to use."

Cellbit shivers, pulls his coat closed across his chest subconsciously.

He doesn't respond. He just watches as Cucurucho turns to the front desk, flipping their hair back over their shoulder as they go. They sign in.

As they turn to follow their group into the school, Cucurucho pauses to give Cellbit one last look.

"I'll be in touch," they say.

And, with that, they leave.

Cellbit folds over in his chair as soon as they're gone, head falling into his (shaking) hands and shoulders tense and heaving. He can't fucking breathe-

The door to the school opens again, and Cellbit snaps his head up just in time to see the nurse leading a very embarrassed Richarlyson into the office with her hand on his shoulder. His clothes are damp, and his face is visibly shining with sweat.

Immediately, Cellbit is out of his seat and swooping in to pick Richarlyson up. He takes Richarlyson's backpack and slings it over his own shoulder.

"Come on, filho, let's go home," he murmurs.

"Yeah, 'kay," Richarlyson whimpers.

The nurse waves them off with a worried frown.

Richarlyson is so light, he always has been. But today, he seems lighter, somehow. Oh, God, is he dying? That's just what Cellbit needs, a dying son. Great. Great!

As soon as they're on the street and away from the school, though, Richarlyson starts wriggling and begging to be set down.

"What?" Cellbit asks. "No, you're sick, and I'm your dad. Shut up."

"But I'm not!" Richarlyson whines. "I made myself sick! Put me down!"

He kicks and writhes until Cellbit is forced to set him down on the sidewalk. Almost immediately, Richarlyson's face is back to normal. No sweat, no sickness, nothing.

On a hunch, Cellbit unzips Richarlyson's backpack and sees an open notebook in it. With. With a sick Richarlyson drawn inside it.

He narrows his eyes at his son, who just shrugs and puts his hands in his pockets.

"I didn't wanna go to the Junior Heroes presentation," he explains. "Fuck that."

"Oh," Cellbit quietly says.

The Junior Heroes... ugh. Everything about them makes Cellbit's stomach turn uncomfortably. They make him sick, actually. And it's not the kids' faults, but. But what kind of parents actually sign their kids up for what's essentially a war on crime?

Richarlyson jumps up to get his bag back. Cellbit lets him; he faked being sick, he can carry his own shit.

They start walking again, towards the subway that'll take them back to Cellbit's apartment.

"I didn't know they were coming today, or I would've skipped," Richarlyson continues. "I only found out after breakfast, and apparently they're recruiting or something? Today was supposed to be some huge presentation trying to get us to sign up, but, like, nah. Fuck that."

Cellbit nods. "Fair."

It explains why Cucurucho was there, at least. And the two heroes are probably graduates of the Junior Heroes Program.

Cellbit has beef with Cucurucho.

He extends his hand towards Richarlyson, and Richarlyson takes it.

"Come on," he tells his absolute genius of a son. "I'm proud of you for getting out of there. Let's get ice cream."

"What, really?" Richarlyson gasps.

Cellbit smiles at him. "Yeah, 'really'. You basically tricked Cucurucho. That deserves a reward."

Richarlyson cheers, and Cellbit cheers with him. Sure, they look stupid jumping and fist-pumping and shouting in the middle of the street, but if being annoying was a crime, Cellbit would have been arrested years ago. Richarlyson is a kid, he should get to be as annoying as he wants to be. He deserves that much, at least.

"You're my favorite dad ever!" Richarlyson exclaims.

"I'll be sure to tell Pai Felps that you said that," Cellbit teases.

Richarlyson gasps and shakes his head. "Noooooooooooooo, he's my actual favorite, you can't do that!"

"Sure I can. It'll be your punishment for abusing your powers in public."

"But dad!"

"You know the rules, Richas. If I have to follow them, so do you."

Richarlyson groans, but he knows that Cellbit is right. He hates it, but Cellbit is right. Cellbit hates it, but Cellbit is right.

With Richarlyson complaining, they turn away from their subway station and towards the street leading to Richarlyson's favorite ice cream parlor. With any luck, Bad won't be working today, so Cellbit won't have to explain why he's there with his son when he's supposed to be editing and Richarlyson is supposed to be at school.

(As they walk towards the ice cream parlor, Cellbit swears he sees a shadow following them from on top of the nearby buildings.

He flips the shadow off.

Fucking creep.)

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A/N: Let me know what you think in the tags or in my inbox! I want to hear your theories, thoughts, opinions, everything!

A Bleeding Heart fun fact!

Bagi's last name is Webber. Cellbit's is Balanar.

But, if Cellbit had stayed with his birth parents, he'd be 'Cellbit Webber'. But he... didn't... and so he uses his actual parents' name instead. Sure, he's reconnected with his sister after almost two full decades of being away from her, but he doesn't have any real attachment to his birth parents. The Balanars adopted him, and they raised them, and he misses them more every passing day. So he keeps their last name in honor of their memory and because, well. They were his parents, and he is their son. He's never even met the Webbers, not really, why should he have to share their name?

Anger in the QSMP, inspired by the video "Female Rage"

Big thanks to @kadextra, @splatattackz, and @mossrockpog for suggesting clip ideas :D

spiderbit,, fluff or fright,,, day four,,, prompt: murder husbands. this one is absolutely my most experimental one but i like how it turned out <33 INSPIRED BY JOHANNIS' ABSOLUTELY STUNNING ART everyone go look at it neoowwww

You don't know how long you've been running. You can feel your heartbeat thrumming in your ears, drowning out the sound of your footsteps as you run.

It's raining. It's raining. You sprint through the forest, trees appearing out of nowhere, branches dragging you back.

It's raining. It smells like blood. You don't know how long you've been running.

They're following you. You don't know where they are but you know they're following you, and they'll catch you. They always do.

It's raining and it smells like blood. The ozone stings at your nose, roots catching on your feet and blood slipping through your fingers. They're gaining on you. You can't hear them but you know they're gaining on you.

The forest is dark, darker than you're used to, and the rain isn't helping. You can barely hear anything past the thumping in your ears and the slapping of your feet on wet dirt, and your rasping, exhausted breathing.

You don't know how long you've been running. It smells like blood and they're gaining on you. It smells like blood and it's raining.

They always hunt together as one. Moving with such synchrony that you can never tell where one ends and the other begins. They whisper things in tongues you don't speak, two contrasting voices laughing excitedly. They're gaining on you.

You don't know how long you've been running. It smells like blood.

It's raining. Your feet can barely stay under you as you run, you don't even know where you're going. You left the safe confines of the forest a long time ago. Back when you didn't realise how much danger you were truly in. Back before they caught your scent and started gaining on you.

They're gaining on you. It smells like blood. Whose blood.

It's raining, and you can't see anything past the sweat running down your forehead and stinging your eyes. You can't see anything past the rain and the panic. They're gaining on you. You don't know where they are but you know they're gaining on you.

They chase you in harmony. They don't even have to think twice before circling you through the trees. They don't need to see through the rain to know where you are. They're gaining on you.

It smells like blood.

One of them wears white. You can see flashes of it as you run, reflecting in the water drops as they fall. You can feel breathing on the back of your neck, claws tearing at your flesh. This is the one they say you should run from.

The other one wears black. Darker colours that blend in with the sky, invisible. You can't see anything, you can see eyes as black as night and hunger in their gaze. This is the one you should be scared of.

They work so well together they're practically one. They're gaining on you.

You don't know how long you've been running. There's a knife in your side and a trail of red leading them right to you. It smells like your blood.

They're gaining on you.

It smells like you. It smells like fear. It smells like rain and panic and hunger and blood.

They're gaining on you.

It's raining.

They're gaining on you.

You don't know how long you've been running out of time.

They're gaining on you.

It smells like death.

Spiderbit week day 1 💥💥💥

Beach episode || Vampires

Spiderbit week day 1 💥💥💥

Beach episode || Vampires

Vampires au but it’s also a college au:

Cellbit met Roier at one of Slime’s crazy insane parties and they were both SUPER wasted so when Cellbit, filled with a sense of forwardness he would never have while sober, asked if Roier wanted to leave the party with him, they both left for Cellbit’s apartment

And then they both fell asleep in Cellbit’s bed fully clothed after spending several hours until dawn playing fnaf

Once sober-ish and awake, Roier slips out of Cellbit’s bed to try and track down some water

He opens the fridge

He does not see water

He sees several very full mason jars. VERY full mason jars. Filled with blood

…

Roier closes the fridge. He goes back to bed and snuggles back up against a still-sleeping Cellbit

Who cares if this dude is a vampire? Roier is hung over and gay, and the vampire is a hot goth guy with an eyebrow piercing and a tattoo of a black cat on his bicep.

Roier has always thought of himself as a sexier, significantly more Mexican version of Bella Swan, anyway.

Spiderbit week day 5: 🩸Family fluff or paranormal🩸

Just some Guapofamily quality time 💜

Spiderbit week day 4: 🌺 Cooking/food or Murder Husbands 🌺

It's the Murder Husbands AND THEY'RE COMING FOR YOU 🔪🔪

Spiderbit Fluff or Fright Day 3: Hybrids | Cannibalism

can a kitty and an ouppy eat a man together?

Día 7 cozy autumn / momento fav

Volvemos al inktober yeeeeiiii

Día 8 minecraft extremo / catrines

Día 9 missa con tallulah y chayanne / comer dulces

Day ten: Panty and Stocking :D

This was powered by the hiper fixation of a friend but i really like how it came out!! Kinda want to make a Cellbit in this style too

a frame from an (MAYBE IDK IF ILL FINISH IT) animatic im working on colored in :))

DAY NINE: RESIDENT EVIL

Melissa as Ada Wong, cuz i just wanted to draw her

Guapoduo souleater au

let them be soft

Day 11 - "I would kill FOR you, never you."