So I Found This Reddit Post And Here’s Methods I Found/thought Of (will Be Referring To The Old Plush

(usually I do plushophilia posts but this is human stuff)(im a guy btw)(🔞) I have a specific fantasy. sex is nice but I wanna have a nice warm shower with my wife (that I don’t have yet unfortunately) before the sex, making sure to help each other wash every inch of your bodies so we’re nice and clean for each other later.

and then we’d come out of the shower; completely naked together, lie in bed kissing and snuggling knowing damn well what’s gonna happen later, but not rushing into it. And id take my time to feel the moment, the sensation of the bedsheet on my bare skin, how her kisses feel on my neck and my chest and my inner thighs, and how it feels to kiss her too.

We’d give each other romantic massages with scented oil, (maybe coconut oil) and she’d massage down my spine and when she reaches the end she massages inside me.My body would be so relaxed it wouldn’t hurt at all, it would just feel so good. I’d tell her “I love you so much..” “mm..you’re so good..” “this feels so amazing, thank you ..” in between moaning. She’d be so gentle with it, but move her finger exactly where at that sensitive spot that makes intense pleasure writhe through my whole body.

AAAAAAAAAAAAA

imagine (🔞)

you’re lying in bed at night, with your two favourite plushies on your right and left, cuddled up against your chest. Like you’re like those harem anime protagonists with two anime baddies leaning against you fawning over your hot ass lmao

anyway, you suddenly feel horny, your plushies are too. But you’re too tired to grind against them tonight. So you grab one by the ass and carefully place them on the other beside you. You lie on your side staring at them on top of each other. Your face is burning already, you’re tingling between your legs, and you don’t wanna make them wait another second for to watch them make each other feel awesome.

you carefully rub their crotches against each other. You can feel them moaning with pleasure in your head and it makes your crotch feel warm at the sound of it. it irresistible not to get your hand down your pants, and start moaning along with them. A few moments passes, and one of your hands shifts your plush partners’ positions here and there, watching them play out every scene you wanna see. The other is down there, fingers rubbing yourself erratically at the sight of them grinding on each other, licking, sucking… god. It’s better than any porn on earth.

“ah.. god, you guys- shit.. you’re gonna make me.. I’m gonna..”

you hold your breath at the feeling of your body trembling, clenching and unclenching, finally getting the release you were waiting for. When the euphoric overwhelming feeling passes, youre left panting, your heart left pounding against your chest, your head is empty and stoned tf out. That was awesome.

you look into your pants, it’s kinda all sticky and wet now. That sucks, you just changed your underwear. But you aren’t gonna sleep like this, odviously. So you get up to change, your legs still feel like jelly when you step onto the floor.

“imma go change my pants. Thanks for the good time honeys!” You tell your plushie partners.

anyway hope ya like that scenario ya freaks

Reblog this with your plushie(s)

get them to hold an item of the colors:

❤️= romantic partner

💛= friend

🩵= son/daughter/child

This is my plushie family :] ❤️My spouse, Turtle (alligator on the left) (he/they)

❤️My wife, Greenie (sloth on the right) (she/it)

🩵And our kid, Chudnell (dragon in the middle) (he/him)

how do I put the soul of a lost plush into another one

If you’re part of the posic+ community you’ll get this, probably.

They have a soul because u love them and u love them as their soul. I’ve lost the form of my friend Scarfy, and I want to transfer him to a new form so he is still with me. I know I can just buy another plush and say it’s the new scarfy but I want to do a ritual that’ll make it feel real. Like a practise that will mark this shift in a way that respects scarfy.

Is there formal way to summon scarfy’s soul into a new form?

Stop Scrolling. It's Plushie Time.

Grab one of your plushies, whoever happens to be closest to you right now.

Pause any and all media you've got going on right now.

Pick out a good makeout song (my personal choice is No Witness, by LP) It must be a minimum of 2 minutes long.

Hold your plushie in your arms, close your eyes, and start the song.

Until the song ends, you are not allowed to open your eyes, and you must make out with your plushie the whole time. Don't just kiss her on the lips, lets your lips trail down over her, guide her mouth down over your neck for her to nibble at, have fun with it. Maybe moan or whimper a little.

Once the song ends, open your eyes and tell your plushie how amazing she was, and thank her for making out with you, then cuddle with her a bit as you resume what you were doing before.

Alternatively, if you're both a bit hot and bothered after that, you two could always move things to the bedroom...

Either way, you may now resume scrolling. You are immune to this post until sunrise tomorrow.

If you do not have a plushie available, are not in a place where you can do this comfortably, or cannot complete this task for any other reason (including discomfort with the idea itself), you are also immune until sunrise, an immunity which may be repeated as many times as necessary.

squeak

Hmm… my little sheep.. why’d you just squeak? Is everything okay? nono it’s not weird it’s cute! I wanna hear you squeak a little more, if you’re alright with that..

(BRO I NEED SOMEONE TO BE THE AUTOPLUSHOPHILIA TO MY PLUSHOPHILIA🥹😭)(and also my hands look kinda girly but im a dude)

I made some adjustments to the fella, hope it doesn’t hurt 🤍

fellas I got a unicorn on a pikachu motorcycle. Rlly hope these images weren’t made by AI

REBLOG: go to your blog and click the egg to see what hatches

Note: This is the objectum flag and not the minor-chronophilia “flag”

To them minor-chronophiles- I support liom but don’t make your mental illness a sexuality. It’s not like being lgbtq, objectum or fictosexual because the attraction is not healthy or normal.

call yourself someone with infantophilic/ pedophilic/hebephilic disorder instead.

plushum

Plushophilia =/= bestiality. Plushies are not real animals, they’re objects. Bestiality is bad.

plushophilia =/= radqueer. Pro para doesn’t mean pro raping children animals and corpses and pro ableism. Pro contact is bad.

plushum =/= lgbtq. Objectumsexuality is not an lgbtq sexuality. Sexuality is about gender. LGBTQ is ok but it’s not plushum.

plushum=/= property defacement. We are not going to steal other people’s plushies and suck their faces off.

Plushophilia =/= abuse. We are not abusing our plushies. No one knows what “hurts” these things more than the people who own them. We love them and respect their wants and needs.

it’s okay to be a plushum 💗🧸

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