Kicking, Giggling, Gushing, Throwing Up, Slobbering, Drooling, Blushing, Killing, Murdering, Gagging,

had this thought abt rowan laslow like 25 minutes ago..

this is unhinged mb hehe hear me out, rowan + tiddies? titties?? tits??? idk whatever but obviously with rowan being the outcast in the school full of outcasts and a nerd, it'll take him awhile to warm up to the idea of just holding?? your tiddies while yall are just laying or sitting comfortably in the privacy of just you and him. like im obsessed with him atm n i needed to share ✋😩 def have to be dating him for more than 3 months before you EVER get smth like that, actually maybe more than 3 months, bc yall saw how he stuttered saying his first name in the med (r..r...r..rowan...) haven't actually watched wednesday......🫥😰 , fuck off bc tiktok is feeding me with the edits, its actually nuts

THIS THIS THIS

HIS HANDS HOLY SHIT

call me back baby please?

just a thirst post yall, nothin new 😕🥶

i love the idea of like a meet cute featuring peter sutherland, slipping in the rain and him grabbing your waist and you grabbing his biceps. and you both are looking so startled and you had the worst day and you ended up in a puppy boys arms and suddenly everything is just ok for right now. (i kinda need me a peter sutherland.) ofc he rights yourself, standing you back up straight and sheepishly rubs the back of his neck and tries to get rid of the blushing pink on his face, (he'll be so red ISTG). NGL i would squeeze his muscles before letting go, but yall do yall. GAW IDK. itd be so awkward before he asks if you're ok. but in all honesty yall are kinda taken w each other..... i might do a full blown fic for this ^^ ⚆_⚆

someone needs to get this app away from me rn.

here’s the character ai, ( an actual good human sounding one ) it’s by WhisperingSiren

https://polyspeak.ai/su/b9YLE

OK WAIT OR nervous barefoot (princess)!reader x sergei…

WEIRDLY I THINK THIS WOULD ROCK,

like sergeis on a hunt, and he comes in when everyones sleeping, the guards are doing shifts or whatever, and he comes across a kitchen, and theres nervous barefoot (princess)!reader, like the daughter of the man hes supposed to kill, in your hello kitty pants and your horrible stained oversized soft shirt, BAREFOOT, facing him with your phone in your hand and another ice cream sandwich in the other, and the rest of an ice cream sandwich in your mouth, wide eyed

tbh yall just stand there. um

nervous barefoot (princess)!reader i feel like she would so offer the other sweet treat to him… slowly… dont poke the lion babes..

GAH IDK

part 1 of 3

🫣 i couldn’t wait boo!!

are you netflix, because i could watch you for hours. stalker riddler ass pickup line

ngl, for a 6ft tall man, hes pretty good at hiding from view. more specifically, your view.

i full heartedly believe that edward would be a door holder no matter how shy or how uncomfortable he is, so in that brief moment that he’s holding the door open for you, he obsessed with the way your scent just glides over him, the cute bounce in your step as you walk, from the way you dress to the way you say, “aww!! thank you so much, sweetheart!” that’s how bimbo slut!reader and eddie meet.

just how he becomes obsessed with you, bimbo slut!reader becomes obsessed with him. the way his arms grip the door and the musky smell coming off him as you pass him. he’s tall as fuck, but he hunches in on himself, trying to make himself seem smaller almost. hearing a tiny inhale from him as you walk past him.

after you walk in, he tries to be respectful of your space, but he can’t help himself getting closer to you, his hot breath tickling the nape of your neck.

who stalked who first? i mean bimbo slut!reader took photos of him when he wasn’t looking, everyone else thought she was taking photos of her boyfriend, considering they fr couldn’t stop staring at each other when the other one wasn’t looking.

ANYWAYS

it was so fucking easy to hack into her computer, phone, camera, her buildings security system, that eddie was so concerned about her, like he knows she’s stupid, but she didn’t even have a password for her phone..

eddies fucked his hand so hard, that she almost caught him right outside her window, curtains half shut, and while shes getting ready for bed. thin green panties with a little light green question mark she sewed the night before above her clit and a sheer nightie, he obviously took pictures, panting and groaning roughly.

for bimbo slut!reader, it wasn’t easy following eddie back to his apartment, he was so paranoid it was totally cute.

it was easy getting into his building and his apartment, she just bats her lashes at whoever and she gets a copy of his keys. she doesn’t touch anything but she takes videos of herself on his bed, orgasming at the thought of him watching her shove her fingers up her tight cunt. she knows he’s the riddler now, from all the decor and his suit, once she puts on his mask, she takes multiple photos of herself in compromising positions.

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next part is him finding her!!! 😽🤭

yo this made like no sense, i’m a little sick so ill blame it on that…

the weird urge to make smut hc's of cockwarming jason carver and making him cry his pretty lil eyes out, making him whimper and beg to fuck you, only to get your fingers or cum soaked panties shoved down his throat. by the time you start fucking yourself on him, he's so gone (and humiliated), that he let himself be fucked by you. tbh pussy practically chokin him. he's embarrassed that he likes it.

part 2 out of 3

IM EVIL 😳😻 FOR THE CUTOFF

she can’t hear the lock turn, too focused on the mask hugging her face and her fingers circling the left of her clit. face down on his bed, almost drunkenly inhaling the musk from his mask, while drooling and whining into the fabric.

eddie immediately knows someone’s here by the way she left her shoes all proper by the door, and her purse is thrown on the floor. his mind immediately went to the worst possible scenario, that she knows he’s the riddler and is gathering evidence to show to the police.

stalking towards his bedroom, hearing the noises she’s making, before opening the door a smidge.

hearing the door creak open, turning her head sharply and blearily looking at him. mascara running down her cheeks and her lipstick smudged in the mask, not that he could see.

“…naughty slut. here i thought you were innocent, a gem, what a shame you aren’t.”

towering over her back as he walked towards the edge of the bed. gripping the back of the mask, pulling her along with it.

cooing, “did you break in pretty girl?” pulling the mask back tighter, his voice getting softer and more calm, “or did you cheat and fuck someone to get a copy of my keys?”

feeling him shoving her head into the bed and gripping her wrist and pulling it away from her pudgy clit.

he thumbed open her pussy again, adding two fingers easily inside. “you’re fucking stupid princess, to think i wouldn’t find you here, rubbing your dumb little clit?”

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LOL I COULDNT WAIT!! 🌝🤭🩵

it’s the sickness, it’s tempting me.

LMFAO APARTMENT SITTING RN AND I WAS TRYING TO FIND WIFI, PLEASEE THE 3RD ONE

dano riddler on the brain 24/7

NGL

at first i thought it said “BendMeOverDaddy01”, was like 🤤😮‍💨 yes please and then i actually read it and im 🤒

FUCK this was supposed to be sfw, BUT i can’t help myself lol

i want to peg eddie so bad, im definitely making him wear a cockring,, OR one of those vibrating cockrings 🫨 so his tip gets all flushed, (idk if after 5 minutes, it would get pink or purple bc he needs to cum so bad, bc he legit can’t stop moaning and slobbering all over the dildo you shoved in his mouth or the ball you have wrapped around his jaw) he’s obviously crying already?? have you seen him?? no? he definitely makes you take pictures, just in case, bc pegging him won’t happen again,,,, this was your birthday present or whatever idk

LMFAO YOU ATE ON THIS GIF BABE

no bc who the fuck named this 😢 and can we be fucking friends 🥸😛

4am shits and giggles and delulus 🙂‍↕️

YALL i figured out i have a type 🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️ like ofc its the nerds (rowan laslow & george karim), the villians (loki & leto!joker), and the destined to be heartbroken (steven grant/moon knight & matthew murdock). IK theres obviously more but my lil tired brain is working on overdrive 🫣

whoever made these, you are so right for it

missing out on rowan fics so i might have to step up 🤥 kinda need some protective steven grant also 🥹 maybe feral protective daredevil too but ill work it out.. PLS dont come for me, i havent watched moon knight either 😥 🙂‍↕️

been gone for an actual minute hehe 🤤