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I need someone to draw 2004 riddler x reader so bad it’s not even funny

Istg it can be anything from shittying mischaracterised thing ever to the most detailed nsfw fic ever and will read it (obvi would prefer for it to be good)

I’m desperate

I’ll take just x reader head canons

PLEASE

I NEED HIM

part 1 of 3

🫣 i couldn’t wait boo!!

are you netflix, because i could watch you for hours. stalker riddler ass pickup line

ngl, for a 6ft tall man, hes pretty good at hiding from view. more specifically, your view.

i full heartedly believe that edward would be a door holder no matter how shy or how uncomfortable he is, so in that brief moment that he’s holding the door open for you, he obsessed with the way your scent just glides over him, the cute bounce in your step as you walk, from the way you dress to the way you say, “aww!! thank you so much, sweetheart!” that’s how bimbo slut!reader and eddie meet.

just how he becomes obsessed with you, bimbo slut!reader becomes obsessed with him. the way his arms grip the door and the musky smell coming off him as you pass him. he’s tall as fuck, but he hunches in on himself, trying to make himself seem smaller almost. hearing a tiny inhale from him as you walk past him.

after you walk in, he tries to be respectful of your space, but he can’t help himself getting closer to you, his hot breath tickling the nape of your neck.

who stalked who first? i mean bimbo slut!reader took photos of him when he wasn’t looking, everyone else thought she was taking photos of her boyfriend, considering they fr couldn’t stop staring at each other when the other one wasn’t looking.

ANYWAYS

it was so fucking easy to hack into her computer, phone, camera, her buildings security system, that eddie was so concerned about her, like he knows she’s stupid, but she didn’t even have a password for her phone..

eddies fucked his hand so hard, that she almost caught him right outside her window, curtains half shut, and while shes getting ready for bed. thin green panties with a little light green question mark she sewed the night before above her clit and a sheer nightie, he obviously took pictures, panting and groaning roughly.

for bimbo slut!reader, it wasn’t easy following eddie back to his apartment, he was so paranoid it was totally cute.

it was easy getting into his building and his apartment, she just bats her lashes at whoever and she gets a copy of his keys. she doesn’t touch anything but she takes videos of herself on his bed, orgasming at the thought of him watching her shove her fingers up her tight cunt. she knows he’s the riddler now, from all the decor and his suit, once she puts on his mask, she takes multiple photos of herself in compromising positions.

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next part is him finding her!!! 😽🤭

yo this made like no sense, i’m a little sick so ill blame it on that…

gonna put this in the storyline for stalker!eddie,

kinda wanna do a bimbo slut!reader, like obviously she’s a virgin but she’s a well educated virgin.. like porn? already discovered. hentai? read. secretly watching edward desperately fuck his cock in his hand? totally. like she’s fucking clueless on everything else, except how to make herself orgasm on legit everything. hairbrush handle? done. tv remote? she had to take the batteries out but yeah. pudgy dildo? pussy just ate it up. thick dildo? she might of imagined eddies cock instead for this one, and squirted all over her bathroom floor…

she really liked those whimpering audios of professor cal, until she recorded audio of eddie fucking the mess out of a fleshlight, moaning low, groaning the word princess over and over again. before he starts to whimper out, “fuck gonna breed this cunt full of my cum, such a pretty little pussy for me baby, all mine…gonna keep you here as my cum spills out around my cock and out of your stupid slutty cunt”.

she’s been using that audio to cum for ages now, not that she’s getting bored of it but she needs the real thing.

she might be the stalker or they both might be stalking each other..

hi. nervously laughs. i’m so sorry for leaving for like 3 weeks??? it’s a lil short for me, apologies. BUT YALL KNOW I DO MY BEST WORK AT LIKE 2 AM 😨

anyways

peep gymrat!edward nashton. he fully heartedly works on his thighs, i mean could you imagine cumming on his thighs 😳 goddamn.

like he does arm workouts, but it’s just so he can lift you up and down on his cock without having to strain himself 🥱

i dont believe in him having abs, like it just looks so weird in my mind, i like him having tiddies and a stomach ok???!

im not a gym rat but i get the appeal!! him sweating in the gym, we’re the only ones there 🤭, dripping down the side of his face, all the way to his cock, im lapping it up yall, god what i would give to have his pretty cock clogging my throat…

-ps mutual, im rewriting the stalker fic, i forgot about it!! sorry boo!!

high time for freak!reader x dano riddler huh? lucky us! its here 😈 i chose to do hc’s as a sort of ROUGH DRAFT 😻 bc ive never done a full fic b4 but lemme know if yall want a full shebang 🫶

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ok so freak reader

ngl legit perv reader instead

you and eddie have been “friends” for ages, only friend he had, but not vice versa

you go to clubs and parties, (within reason) bc gotham hello?? you’re pretty well known though

you figured out that your eddie was the riddler by watching one of his streams, and hearing his voice

kinda hurt he didn’t tell you, so you stay up watching nearly all of them,

actually might cut like all of this out, and just go from here

kinda perv reader, on the same couch, 6 feet away from him, you’ve wanted to be more than friends for a minute now

you invited him over for some cuddling or snuggling, and he’s too busy working and worrying abt what next to do for batman or his next kill

while he thinks you have no idea that he’s the riddler, you figured it out as soon as you heard his voice on one of his streams

while he’s too into his riddles and has blocked out everything you’ve been saying (he doesn’t mean to😿 he’s precious, you’ll forgive him when he fucks you stupid 😦) you put on one of his latest streams

obviously horny asf, pants are almost all the way down, as you tease your clit through the thin fabric of your panties, not even facing him while you listen to the recording of eddie talking to his followers and fans

the low moan that escapes you, his whole body tenses, as he looks at you out of the corner of his eyes

“w-what are you doing??”

he takes in the stream and how you have your fingertips rubbing your clit raw and, how intensely you’re staring at him

his fingers clenched so tight on the couch armrest, his eyes are so wide, you’d never thought you’d ever see him this unruffled

his dark eyes follow your fingers to your clothed pussy, before traveling up to yours

(he can feel how much his cock is pressing up against his pants, he almost came seeing how soaked the gusset of your panties were)

“it’s ok, we’re friends right? friends help each other out right??”

you ask him while you pull down your panties, because holy fuck, you’re so sensitive and if you don’t get stuffed full right now, you’ll probably cry, but you know for a fact that eddies a virgin 🤭 and you want to at least take it slow for him

“of c-course we’re f-friends!”

“st’ the tip, eddie please? i promise only the tip, i swear?”

“just the tip, r-right? ok o-ok”

you climb in his lap while his leather black gloves grab onto your hips steadying you, before reaching down towards his tented pants

he takes his pre-cum covered cock out slowly, places it between his stomach and your pussy as you clench your thighs around his waist

“ok imma put just the tip in now eddie..? i promise i won’t put it all in unless you say something”

he’s been watching you this whole time, all your micro expressions, just seeing his cock for the first time almost had you creaming yourself 🫣

you reach down and slip the tip of his weeping cock into your sopping wet hole

the lowest groan you’ve ever heard comes out of his mouth

you honestly can’t help yourself and sluggishly rock yourself down on his cock bit by bit, pussy is almost vibrating with every inch you take

“edward oh fuck oh fuck, your cock is stretching me out..”

“holy fuck, s’ snug n tight, o-oh sh-shit”

he feels like he’s choking on how fast he might cum so deep in your pussy, his gloved hands have your hips in a death grip, almost bruising

you lift up on your knees and then drop back down, then circle your hips

“fuck me, your cock is so thick, cock might just be made for me huh? big n thick just for my pussy right? wanna keep me stuffed full and happy right?”

you’re so blissed out, that you don’t even realize he’s stopped you bouncing on his cock,

“you fucking promised you wouldn’t go any farther unless i told you to.”

he thrusts up into you, grinding so hard, you see static

“weren’t even thinking about me, just another cock for you to impale yourself on huh? cock slut, is that what you are? my cock slut, needing me to plug up this stupid pussy with my cum?”

ABT TO KMS , IT RELOADED 🥶 whoever liked my shit at 11:57, istg ill find you 🫥 i had like two good paragraphs 😭

he pulls you down to lay on your back, cock still deep in your pussy, thrusting so hard

“gonna fill me up eddie?? please oh god please? for a friend, please stuff me full..”

“i don’t want to be just friends, slut.”

“wait fuck, no condom. i’m not wearing a c-condom,”

“im yours istg im yours, stuff my princess pussy and watch your cum dribble out, oh fuck i’m about to cum”

“give it to me edward, make me squirt all over your thick fat cock,”

eddie slowly ghosts a gloved finger over your sensitive clit, your orgasm makes you disassociate and blackout for a hot second,

LOL you know with edwards cum, there’s a fuck ton,

your cunt is pulsating so hard that edward can’t help but cumming while a high pitched whine leaves his lips, eyes rolled back, glasses are so fogged up, can’t even see, hips still pumping in and out sloppily, overstimulating his already half hard cock, (he’s a sex machine yall)

he’s been edging himself since just the tip part, he’s panting so hard, bangs sweating, (those gloves are never coming off LOL) (i’m obsessed)

might add more to this later but this is it for now, gonna keep the top half so yall can see the background info ish ;)

LMFAO APARTMENT SITTING RN AND I WAS TRYING TO FIND WIFI, PLEASEE THE 3RD ONE

dano riddler on the brain 24/7

NGL

at first i thought it said “BendMeOverDaddy01”, was like 🤤😮‍💨 yes please and then i actually read it and im 🤒

FUCK this was supposed to be sfw, BUT i can’t help myself lol

i want to peg eddie so bad, im definitely making him wear a cockring,, OR one of those vibrating cockrings 🫨 so his tip gets all flushed, (idk if after 5 minutes, it would get pink or purple bc he needs to cum so bad, bc he legit can’t stop moaning and slobbering all over the dildo you shoved in his mouth or the ball you have wrapped around his jaw) he’s obviously crying already?? have you seen him?? no? he definitely makes you take pictures, just in case, bc pegging him won’t happen again,,,, this was your birthday present or whatever idk

LMFAO YOU ATE ON THIS GIF BABE

no bc who the fuck named this 😢 and can we be fucking friends 🥸😛

an add on to my conflicting edward/eddie post, that i woke up at the ass crack of 4 am bc i remembered it,, LEGIT always make these posts at like 2 am 😙

i full heartedly believe both would almost always devour cunt first before anything else, just to have that power over you, like that pussy too good 😌 he just cant help himself and its easier to grind his cock into you afterwards. but it’s definitely a power trip for him to get to eat you out first, lets be fr, you aint complainin 🙂‍↔️

and this one i also totally woke up at 4 too

ik a lot of people either hc eddie as he would NEVER let you help with his plans or he includes you in them whether you like it or not. tbh id probably hc him as letting you help with puzzles (if you’re good at them), but not with the livestreams or anything else that will expose you (and him omg). LOL probably wouldnt have anything to contribute except for sucking cock ngl but we can free gotham together bb 😩

heros are cool ig

fuck villains over heros anyday

LMFAO 🫶 THIS GIF

batman can fr fuck off pls

no bc why did yall gatekeep bbg dano!riddler from me

sure i saw the film trailer in 2022, but i honestly kept myself away from the whole spoilers/gossip because i legit hated the mf vampire actor from twilight as batman,, he gave me the ick, i dont even want to watch it bc of him😪.

BUT BABYGIRL EDWARD NASHTON 🤨 mf 6’ feet?? kiss me awkwardly?? let me gargle and choke on your cock while you squirm and whimper?? praise kink both ways 😻 ion think he’d be down for degradation but tease him once that he has a small cock (he doesn’t, im lying fr), he takes it to heart and you have to beg him to fuck you again bc you made him more insecure (wtf 😾) he’ll either edge you while eating you out for hours,, while grinding down into the mattress obviously cumming like 200 times during, or he’ll fold you into different positions he “learned from other people online” to get that dick in you deeper so you can actually “feel it” this time.

cockwarming,, yeah he cant do that LOL pussy feels too good

he’s so mousy lookin, want to just squeeze him in a hug 😵‍💫 tbh he’d probably cum in his fucking pants from love nibbles on his ear lobe(s) or scrunching his hair on the back of his neck.