Die With A Smile ❤💛

underrated drarry ship dynamic

idk what this is

I’ve come to make an announcement: Luka’s a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife! That’s right, he took his twink-fuckin’ quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was “this big,” and I said “that’s disgusting,” so I’m making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Luka, you’ve got a small dick, It’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here’s what my dong looks like! That’s right, baby, tall points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong! He fucked my wife, so guess what, I’m gonna fuck the Earth! That’s right, this is what you get: my SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I’m not gonna piss on the Earth, I’m gonna go higher!! I’m pissing ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Urak?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!! You have twenty-three hours before the piss drrrrroplllllllets hit the fucking Earth! Now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!

The Dead One

Have some more of the cuties :)

『 @tododekuweek 2024 Prompt 2: Vigilante or Villain AU 』

The sports festival talk in an AU where Izuku is more chaotic, a lil morally grey, and may be involved in extracurricular activities of questionable legality.

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Do not edit or repost my art.

Aziraphale and Crowley in Hades style! 😊

A speedpaint video of these will be available at my Patreon on june 1st along with the 10th doctor one!

Heres some middle school creek to feed you guys

Bonus:

i put this on twitter but it feels like the sort of thing i should subject everyone to