I’ve Come To Make An Announcement: Luka’s A Bitch-ass Motherfucker, He Pissed On My Fucking Wife!

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The Dead One

Aizawa asks class A to spar without using their quirks that day, sadly, Izuku can't participate because he's injured and his arm hasn't quite healed yet. However, he decides to stay to watch and analyze his classmates fighting skills.

Katsuki is constantly trying to get his attention, demanding him to cheer for him. The others get a little bit pissed at the gremlin boy for that and Todoroki even dedicates one of his sparring matches to Izuku, much to Katsuki's irritation.

The ones who lose their matches sit next to Izuku, making comments and watching him taking notes instead of looking at the others.

At some point Ashido starts smirking, eyes sparkling mischievously before she leans to whisper something to Izuku.

"But... I don't think–"

"It's just a little joke, Midoriya. Just do it."

"I'll kiss the winner on the cheek!" Izuku says, blushing to the tip of his ears. For a moment, everyone is quiet, just staring at him before Aizawa starts rubbing his temples and bracing himself like he's about to go to war.

Before Izuku can say it's just a joke, chaos unfolds and Katsuki starts fighting twice as hard as he did before, yelling at the remaining students to "surrender already" because "the nerd's kiss" is clearly for him.

After pinching the bridge of his nose and before Katsuki and Todoroki try to kill each other, Aizawa stops the fight.

"I said sparring match not dogfight so the only kiss you'll be getting is from Recovery girl."

Izuku feels really confused when both Katsuki and Todoroki look disappointed; Katsuki even pouts...

He's sure it's probably because Aizawa stopped their sparring match because none of them would actually want a kiss from him.

what's more romantic than the smell of cigarettes and rotting garbage under the moonlight? ♥

i also woke up in the middle of the night today and i felt the impulse to grab my phone but not even joking i stopped myself by conjuring this image in my brain so i just went back to sleep

die with a smile ❤💛