"Almost Christmas" means it wasn't Christmas!
Happy Almost Christmas everybody
ALMOST CRIJSJGTMAND MENAS IT WSNDNG CREASYMANS
waiting patiently for the arrival of a beautiful woman called Skip Ad
How does this keep happening to me
Guys, Elon released his stupid AI on Twitter and the first thing his idiot devotees did was ask it if trans women are really women and they are losing it over getting the correct answer back.
Now it’s recounting Elon’s lies for people too
This may be the only AI bot I’ve ever liked.
i thought you were 22? it says 23 in ur bio
you're never gonna believe what happened to me
the lobotomy was a failure. tgey trued to scoop that thang out and it bit them cause it lovesme too much to leave
[looks up at you with my large sad wet eyes] Can i have some dollars for the vending machine. one hundred thousand of them
listening to music with headphones is so awesome especially when it shoots straight into your brain and you can pick out all its little layers like sandwich ingredients
sex is dumb. go in the maze
im like if roadkill was a girl
von karma: NOOOOOO YOU CAN'T PROVE IT! YOU DON'T HAVE EVIDENCE!
phoenix wright:
my moat fucking sucks and i am going to get sieged
pondering life outside of borscht bowl club
life, it never die
women are my favorite guy
sex, i'm wanting more
tell the world, stop the war
My fucked up guys i need to get them therapy
does tumblr know about tim misny??? like has the level of tim misny awareness that exists in northeast ohio broken containment and become known online yet???
Me every time my stomach hurts
Happy Klavier Gets His Life Fucking Ruined Day
Is that a fish in your pocket or is uyor penis wrigglinh and writhing frantically in the hopesof returning to the sea
Narumitsu week Days 2 and 3: Truth and Free day
only one ace attorney character has ever said the word "whore" in the actual games and if you told me who it was and i didn't already know then i would not believe you