The Person I Married Is The Same Person I Met When I Was 5 Years Old In Kindergarten.

i’m so fucking high right now and cinnamon rolls fuck so hard i’m going to cream

psa

the car horn is to attract somebody's attention to make them aware of the road, or to alert of an emergency. it is not to vent out your frustration to the car in front of you for 30 seconds at 3 am on the road in my neighborhood

love my life but yearn for something more and resisting starting to resent everything i love.

detroit become human endings bro.

i’m a completionist and this game is going to destroy me it’s going to take me FOREVER to 100%.

also i fucked up and connor died. oops.

😟😟

your mom??

My dad.

goodnight the little people in my phone

i’m really good at masking what i’m upset about.

not so good at masking when i’m upset- just really good at lying about what it is about. perhaps it’s better to communicate what im feeling but that means disrupting my stability and that’s something im valuing too much right now to change- or whatever

i was eating those beans

if you say the word “supper” i consider that a red flag.

so my boss’s wife always makes way to much food for him for dinner to where he can’t always eat his lunch the next day at work. as a consequence, he gives me and my other coworker the peeled, and cut up apples she prepares for him.

he’s been lying to her for two years about eating the apples. we have to always return the containers the same day to keep up the lie. we’ve received hundreds of dollars worth of apples and labor.