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bloggers: Truth

[tumblr]: How many hours have you slept this week?

bloggers: ...Dare

[tumblr]: Go to bed

bloggers: I’ve decided that I don’t like this game

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rb if you’d wipe all pedophiles off this earth

have decided to sell out my dreams!

for the bargain price $4.20 you can purchase the Clown Dream I had last night!

my last 2 brain cells watching me trying to succeed

55 Badass Quotes Challenge

These are some of the most memorable, badass quotes ever said (or at least they sound very cool and amusing depending on the situation), either from books, movies, TV shows and whatnot. 1. “At my signal, unleash hell!” – Maximus, Gladiator 2. “Time to nut up, or shut up.” – Tallahassee, Zombieland 3. “Remember when I said I would kill you last? …I lied.” – Matrix, Commando 4. “Never take your eyes off of your opponent…even when you bow.” – Bruce Lee, Enter the Dragon 5. “I’ll kill you with my teacup.” – Riddick, The Chronicles of Riddick 6. “Shut up, fool!” – Mr. T, World of Warcraft Advert 7. “What do you say we kill some evil sons of bitches and we raise a little hell?” – Dean Winchester, Supernatural 8. “You seem somewhat familiar; have I threatened you before?” – Captain Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean  9. “Word of advice? Next time, take the trigger finger.” – Simon, Flash Forward 10. “You’re making me angry. You won’t like me when I’m angry.” – Hulk, Incredible Hulk 11. “Why so serious?” – The Joker, The Dark Knight 12. “That’s classified. If I tell you I’ll have to kill you.” – Lieutenant Pete “Maverick” Mitchell, Top Gun 13. “If it bleeds, we can kill it.” – Dutch, Predator 14. “Those of you lucky enough to have your lives, take them with you. However, leave the limbs you’ve lost. They belong to me now.” – The Bride, Kill Bill: Vol. 1 15. “I took the liberty of bullshitting you.” – Elwood Blues, The Blues Brothers 16. “This…is…Sparta!” – King Leonidas, 300 17. “Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.” – Michael Corleone, The Godfather: Part III 18. “I love the smell of napalm in the morning. It smells like victory.” – Lieutenant Colonel Bill Kilgore, Apocalypse Now 19. “Do you want to know why I use a knife? Guns are too quick. You can’t savor all the… little emotions. In… you see, in their last moments, people show you who they really are. So in a way, I know your friends better than you ever did. Would you like to know which of them were cowards?“ – The Joker, The Dark Knight 20. ”Off with your head!“ – Alice, Alice In Wonderland 21. ”Death is only the beginning.“ – Imhotep, The Mummy 22. ”We all go a little mad sometimes.“ – Norman Bates, Psycho 23. ”Go ahead make my day.“ – Harry Callahan, Sudden Impact 24. ”May the force be with you.“ – Hans Solo, Star Wars 25. “I’ll make him an offer he can’t refuse.” – Michael Corleone, The Godfather 26. ”The night is darkest before the dawn, and trust me, the dawn is coming.“ – Harvey Dent, The Dark Knight 27. ”You shall not pass!“ – Gandalf the Grey, The Lord of the Rings 28. “I’m from the United States of Kiss My Ass.” – Mike, House of Games 29. ”Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You’re a plague and we are the cure.“ – Agent Smith, The Matrix 30. ”You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.“ – Harvey Dent, The Dark Knight 31. "I know what you’re thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?” Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you’ve got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk?“ – Harry Callahan, Dirty Harry 32. “Fasten your seatbelts. It’s going to be a bumpy ride.” – Margo Channing, All About Eve 33. ”I pity the fool.“ – Mr. T, Rocky III 35. ”Back off, man. I’m a scientist.” – Peter Venkmen, Ghostbusters 36. “Shaken, not stirred.” – James Bond, Goldfinger 37. “Don’t you threaten me with a dead fish!”– Withnail, Withnail and I 38. “I’m coming to get you!” – Rambo, Rambo: Fist Blood Part II 39. “I shall call him Squishy. And he shall be mine. And he shall be MY Squishy.” – Dory, Finding Nemo 40. “We’ll tear your soul apart!” – Pinhead, Hellraiser 41. “You shoot me in a dream, you better wake up and apologize.” – Mr. White, Reservoir Dogs 42. “Swallow this!” – Ash, Evil Dead 2 43. “They will say that I have shed innocent blood. What’s blood for, if not for shedding?” – Candyman, Candyman 44. “What is your major malfunction, numbnuts? Didn’t Mommy and Daddy show you enough attention when you were a child?” – Drill Sergeant Hartman, Full Metal Jacket 45. “What’s my name?!” – John Shaft, Shaft 46. “Why would I try and cheat you out of anything, now? I need you to get the piece so I can steal it from you later.” – Lara Croft, Tomb Raider 47. ”I hate pathetic people. I’ll have to kill you.“ – Sanjuro Kuwabatake, Yojimbo 48. ”None of you understand. I’m not locked up in here with you. You’re locked up in here with me.“ – Rorschach, Watchmen 49. ”I’ll be back.“ – Terminator, The Terminator 50. ”Simon says, Die.“ – Simon Phoenix, Demolition Man 51. ”If you come back in here, I am gonna hit you with so many rights you are going to beg for a left.“ – Matt Hunter, Invasion U.S.A. 52. “I don’t know. I’m making this up as I go.” – Indiana Jones, "Indiana Jones” 53. “Be afraid…be very afraid.” – Ronnie, The Fly 54. “Congratulations. You are still alive. Most people are so ungrateful to be alive. But not you. Not anymore.” – John, Saw 55. “Give my regards to your boss. Tell him he’s next.” – Spawn, Spawn You have free reign with this! You can make it a drabble (100-500 words) booklet, a ficlet (500-1000 words) or even a one-shot (1000 words or more) and have any character saying it. Be it a OC (Original Character), Reader-insert, Self-insert or even canon characters. 

This can be any genre you want and you don’t need to stick with one fandom either. You also don’t need to follow the order this is in.

Note: Be sure to mention in the summary or author’s note that you’ve accepted Ghostflowerdream’s 55 Badass Quotes Challenge. If you like this writing challenge, you may also like the 100 Quotes Writing Challenge.

Y/N: Oh, to be a house cat and simply slap the shit out of anything in front of me that I do not understand.

I saw an opportunity and I took it

my English prof teaching abt cover letters today and me trying not to bring up the luke skywalker cover letter post:

scott: did you steal money from isaac?

y/n:

y/n: yeah

scott: HE'S AN ORPHAN!?

y/n: okay? good for him...or sorry that happened. I dont discriminate who I do crimes to.

agatha: it's been agatha all along!

agatha: but not at the very beginning idk what happened then, and not even when you got pregnant Idk what happened there either. Tbh I've only started doing stuff now so it hasn't REALLY been me all along, but the song would sound really stupid if I said 'it's been agatha since episode 3'

Agatha asking all the questions I have been asking since Age of Ultron.

So it's revealed that the big bad of WANDAVISION is depression and crippling anxiety.

Marvel, I understand you want me to go to therapy. You didn't have to make this to tell me.

this tip tho!!!!!!!!

Anyone else feel lost?

I don’t know what is happening in my life anymore and I want to know if there are others that feel the same. But everyday is the same and everyday I yearn more and more for some sort of shift into a fictional world or some feeling...but I’m stuck crying over my comfort characters, feeling absolutely helpless. How do I live in the moment? How do I feel something?

Concept: The Muppets Iliad

DATING ISAAC LAHEY WOULD INCLUDE-

(WOOOO another one lost in my drafts! Isaac baby I MISS you)

Isaac’s had a crush on you for years, but he’s very shy and he can never really build up the courage to do much more than stare at you from across the library

He shows up at the little coffee shop you work at every saturday morning just to see you, but he always leaves before you build up the courage to go start a conversation with the curly haired boy

He catches himself doodling your name with his last name, and groans while he buries his face in his hands as he realizes how screwed he is

You catch him looking at you one day, and send him a small smile that makes him drop the stack of books he’d been holding

You literally run into him in the hall one day, sending both of your books flying everywhere

“We really have to stop meeting like this, Lahey.”

“You know my name?” He stutters out in disbelief as he hands you your science textbook

“Of course I do. Your name is Isaac Lahey, and you come to the coffee shop I work at every saturday, and you also sit behind me in history and make cheesy jokes under your breath when you think no one is listening.” You grin at him, blushing a little

He’s stunned and a little dazed that you’re actually speaking to him, but brushes off his shock to send you a heartbreaking smile

“And you’re Y/N, and you sit in front of me in history and laugh at my cheesy jokes when you think no one can hear you.”

“Do you want to go get coffee or something?” You ask him as the bell rings, not quite wanting to stop talking to the cute and surprisingly funny curly haired boy

“I’m taking that as a yes.” You grab his arm as his jaw drops in shock, leading him out towards your car

The car ride to the little cafe down the street is filled with you singing along mindlessly to Isaac’s favorite song as he soaks in the fact that holy shit, the girl I’ve been crushing on since first grade is going out to get coffee with me

That’s the moment when Isaac knows he’s really fallen for you, and hard

After ordering, he asks why a girl like you wants to be seen around a guy like him, and you have to stifle a laugh

“Because any girl would kill to be seen around a guy like you. Those assholes back at school don’t know what they’re talking about.”

He’s too shy to ask for your number, but when driving him home, you slip a sticky note with your number on it into his hand with a smirk as he gets out of your car 

You guys become really great friends after that, and even though he’s still kinda shy and reserved you have no problem breaking down those barriers

You guys continue leave each other sticky notes plastered everywhere, with reminders and little notes that make each other smile (a tradition that never really fades)

Screw butterflies, you give him the whole goddamn zoo

Everything from shared smiles from across the library to accidental brushing of hands sends Isaac’s heartbeat off the charts

You’ve noted that he has a habit of running his hands through his hair when he’s nervous, and can’t help but wonder what makes him so nervous every time he’s around you

You can instantly tell when he’s lying about getting those bruises from falling down the stairs, but you don’t demand answers or push

He confesses about his father’s abuse to you at your house when studying, and you spend the rest of the night consoling him.

“Any time you need a safe place to stay, I’m just down the street. Okay? I’m always just a phone call and a few miles away.”

After he gets the bite, you’re the first person he comes to

He’s crying as he tells you everything because he’s afraid you’ll hate him for becoming a monster, and he doesn’t want to lose the one thing that he actually cares about 

“Hey, you’ll never lose me, okay? I’m here through thick and thin.”

You pulling him in to a hug, his arms wrapped around you in his signature bone crushing hug that never fails to make you feel like everything is going to be alright

The bite gives him a whole new outlook on life, and you can’t help but smile at his newfound attitude

Isaac’s new confidence is definitely a turn on..

He shows up at school in a black leather jacket, wearing a smirk that makes your knees go weak, and it takes all your might not to kiss him senseless right then and there

“Well, hello beautiful.”

You roll your eyes with a laugh as he leans lazily against the locker next to yours, not noticing him looking at you with something akin to awe in his eyes

“So, you know how now that I got the bite, and I’m going to be living with Derek and everything now… Well, I wanted to thank you- well, I wanted to tell you… That, I-” Isaac stutters out, his nervousness showing through his collected exterior

“Isaac, are you okay?” You ask in concern, gently closing your locker and facing him so that your face is only inches away from his own

“I wanted to tell you something important.” He chokes out, sighing lightly as he takes your hand in his. “And if I don’t get this out now, I’ll never tell you. Y/N, the truth is that I’ve had a crush on you since the first grade, and I-”

Then your lips are on his and your hands tugging him closer by his leather jacket, unable to help yourself from kissing the incredibly sweet boy who had stolen your heart

Isaac tenses a little in surprise before melting into the kiss, gripping your waist firmly as he pulls you closer to him

“We should have down that a lot sooner.” He whispers breathlessly as he rests his forehead against yours after pulling away, and the grin on his face is something that you’ll never forget

“A lot sooner, Lahey.”

That leather jacket and self assured smirk drives you insane all throughout the following periods, and you’re confident that he knows exactly what he’s doing

Isaac is actually relatively clueless as to the affect he has on you, so he’s more than a little surprised and confused by the text you send him requesting that he meet you in the hall

Needless to say, you can be found third period in coach’s empty office, with you on top of the desk and hands in his hair in a heated make out session

“Did I ever tell you that you have a really great ass? Because I’m totally getting a new level of appreciation for it right now, beautiful.”

“Are you going to kiss me, or keep talking about my ass?”

“Both options sound pretty good.” He teases, leaning down and trailing butterfly kisses up your neck

“I hate you, Lahey.” You manage to choke out through your heavy breathing, and you can feel him smirk against your neck

“You heartbeat would state otherwise, beautiful.”

His nickname for you is “beautiful” because in his eyes, you’re the most goddamn gorgeous thing he’s ever seen

takes pictures of you whenever you’re not looking

ASS POCKET GRAB AND SPIN TO KISS YOU

After his dad dies and the cops all believe he’s the murderer, he’s afraid that you believe so as well

He’s shocked when you storm into the sheriff’s office in a fit of rage, demanding what the hell are you doing with my boyfriend he’s innocent you pieces of absolute shi-

Scott, a good friend of yours, covers your mouth with his hand as you continue to thrash about, and Stiles is explaining to his dad no really she’s the sweetest girl ever just really protective of her friends-

“SCOTT MCCALL GET YOUR HAND OFF OF MY MOUTH YOU ASSHAT DON’T YOU DARE-”

“Sweetest girl ever, huh?”

“Look, even if you are a fugitive, you’re my fugitive.”

“I’m not sure thats making me feel better, beautiful.”

After his name is cleared, you buy celebratory cupcakes, and Derek won’t admit it, but the fact that you bought him a dinosaur cupcake because “it just felt right” sort of endears you to him

Him taking you to meet the rest of his pack, who are all very surprised by how accepting and supportive you are of it 

You and Erica become wonderful friends… and Isaac isn’t the only one whose scared of that combination

They are all super overprotective of you, because you’re the first person that they have met who has genuinely cared about them from the start without needing special reasons to do so

Derek is totally that older brother figure, and you’re the only one allowed to pick on him (he knows its you that keeps leaving those how to decorate a house for dummies books and he’s going to catch you if its the last thing he does dammit)

Isaac likes how when he puts his head in your lap, your hands instinctually run through his curls and gently massage his scalp

“If this was Twilight and you were the hot werewolf, I would totally pick you over any vampire.”

Its sort of your thing to tell each other “I’m just a phone call and a few miles away” when the other is sad, hurt, or missing the other

FOREHEAD KISSES BECAUSE HE’S SO GODDAMN TALL

“I am so in love with you” he mutters for the first time, smiling softly at you as you buy six boxes of pop tarts in the self checkout lane

You literally drop all the boxes you’re holding in surprise because?? literally just buying poptarts man was not expecting that

“… just because you love me does not mean you are getting a poptart, buddy.”

His favorite thing to do is to wrap his arms around your waist from behind and kiss the top of your head, before resting his chin on your shoulder

Isaac is a big softie when it comes to you, and is very protective

He literally always blushes when you kiss his cheek, something that doesn’t change even years into the relationship

Isaac kisses your temple whenever you sit down next to him or have a headache

BREAKFAST DATES

will tackle hug u. always be prepared.

He always kinda smells like the air after it rains

Needless to say, you are almost constantly in his clothes because of this (not that he’s complaining, and he is adamant that you pull off his leather jacket far better than he does)

“You look better in it than I do anyway, beautiful.”

He’s a little bit in love with the way you look in his clothes, and can never seem to stop staring at you in them

“Are you drooling?”

“Shut up, Erica.”

You obviously know about the supernatural, but you play more of a behind the scenes role in everything (Isaac worries about you enough as is anyway, and you don’t want to add to that)

He loves surprising you with flowers (and it becomes a tradition later on for him to bring you flowers every monday on his way home from work when you’re married)

Isaac is such a sucker for long standing traditions with you because it makes you feel so permanent to him

Singing along to every song on the radio together

During the rave, where Isaac and Erica dance with Jackson, you can’t help but snort into your drink at the sight

Afterwards, he’s worried that you’re hurt or scared and tucks you into a bone crushing hug, and for the first time you realize damn I love this boy

“I’m mildly suspicious that my boyfriend has a thing for Jackson, but otherwise I’m fine”

He chuckles into your hair, thinking for the millionth time that day about how in love with you he is

Perfect combination of hopeless romantic and slam-you-against-the-wall-makeout-sessions roughness

suggestive eyebrow wiggles whenever anything with even the slightest possible sexual meaning is mentioned

“I am dating a middle school boy”

The number 24 soon overtakes your wardrobe as you buy literally any sportswear the Beacon Hills lacrosse team sells (There’s the occasional McCall or Stilinski tee thrown in there as well)

“I don’t think I’ve seen the name Lahey printed anywhere more in my life.”

“You obviously haven’t seen the wedding invitations yet, which I expect to be mailed out by the summer.” 

“I don’t quite remember asking you to plan my wedding, Lyds?”

“I have an alphabetized binder, if you must know. It’s been ready since freshman year.”

Isaac thinks your collection of Lahey gear is incredibly adorable, and he always makes sure to dedicate any goals he scores to you

Its tradition to exchange a good luck kiss before any and all games

Although Isaac is usually guilty of turning it into a makeout session, earning himself Coach’s half-hearted threats

Isaac is intensely proud of the fact that you intimidate a majority of Beacon Hills’ male population 

“So does he sleep with the scarf on?”

“Stiles, kindly stop heckling my girlfriend about my wardrobe choices.”

You’re an adventurous couple, and he loves taking you kayaking, hiking, and exploring

He breathes so much easier in wide open places, and nothing makes you happier than seeing Isaac so carefree

serenades you with throwbacks like buy you a drank and ignition remix (real old fashioned romantic as you can see)

inside jokes

sometimes just whispering literally nothing to each other and laughing to really piss Stiles off

y’all really don’t argue over much, you’re both very open with each other and pride your trust in each other more than anything

Isaac being insecure but you doing EVERYTHING in your power to remind him of how wonderful he is

Seriously, whenever he says anything even slightly self-depreciating you literally just screech over him

“I really don’t deserve you-”

*LOUD PTERDACTYL SCREECHING*

“Listen I mean it-”

*SCREECHING*

“… are u done”

so much sweetness. he looks as if he’s seeing the stars for the very first time, every time

He totally overhears you tell Lydia about his “panty-dropper smile” and you absolutely never live that down. ever. nope.

dm each other the stupidest memes you can find

Isaac made you a mixtape once, mans had to buy a whole cassette player and everything for you to listen to it but he saw you like it on twitter and hey, why not?

you cried hysterically, scaring the literal SHIT out of Isaac

everyone’s relationship goals

yells down the hallways “YOOOO YOU LOOKIN FINEEEE SHAWTY CAN I GET YO NUMBER”

“Isaac pls stop we’ve been dating for two years now”

You make a mediocre attempt at baking with each other before it ends with flour in places it should never be, eggs in Isaac’s hair, and chocolate chips shoved down your bra

“Want me to get those out for you, beautiful?”

*Isaac hit with flour to the face*

SHIRTLESS ISAAC

seriously you just shamelessly admire your boyfriend at every opportunity

your first time is definitely somewhere super inconvenient like the locker room or some shit, and Isaac had initially wanted to make it super special, but he couldn’t really find it in himself to say no when you practically jumped him after he won the championship game

PDA all the time. Isaac is a handsy lil shit

special appreciation for The Booty

will spend some mornings lazily kissing every stretch mark, his fingertips gently grazing every blemish as he tells you how beautiful you are to him

“I can’t wait to grow old with you”

Absolutely only has eyes for you

sends you horny text messages in the middle of class because Isaac Lahey, y’all

likes to pamper you in little ways. will draw baths for you, tries (and usually fails) to cook you dinner, and Back Massage Professional

“Stop moaning! I am trying to professionally massage your back and this is NOT professional behavior.” 

Totally pops the big question right after graduation

Doesn’t think its too soon at all, that boy has been waiting his whole life to marry you- and why wait when it feels so right?

“There is nothing in this world or the next that I have ever wanted more than to spend my life with you. I don’t just want the bigs things with you, like a big wedding and kids. I want to wake up next to your bedhead, to come home to your horrible dancing, to go grocery shopping with you, to argue over what brand of detergent to buy. I want to share the most mundane, ordinary moments with you. Because every moment I spend with you is anything but ordinary.”

“Lydia… we might actually need those wedding invitations”

“I CALLED IT DAMN IT”

Guys! I found my true sexuality and would love to share...Dylan O’Brien with a weapon

I’m screaming why does Mamma Mia fit every fight scene so perfectly ajkaslajjddhhajadkjfh

I Think He Knows

Summary: You’re suspicious that Loki can read your mind so you decide to test that theory.

Pairing: Loki x reader

Word Count: 2,357

A/N: So this is v v loosely based on I Think He Knows by Taylor Swift, but not really? I just wanted to give the credit that is due before anyone says i didnt. Hope yall like it!

Main Masterlist

He definitely knew.

You were hyper aware of the fact that his stare was on you, his eyes on the back of your head, making your cheeks heat up. You pointedly continued doing what you were doing, though. You nodded along to whatever Thor was saying (you had stopped listening about two minutes ago). Fandral laughed loudly then, followed by Volstagg and Sif, and you forced yourself to chuckle as well, praying you looked believable. You didn’t feel bad about your lack of concentration towards the story at hand. It wasn’t your fault that Loki was burning holes in your head. That every time he did that, it made your heartbeat skip like it was running a marathon. 

He just had that effect on you. And he definitely knew.

Keep reading

getting dressed up for a special event

bonus:

The Avengers + Aliases (a continuation from my OG Avengers aliases edit)

You didn’t see that coming?

Like Wanda Maximoff, I too create fake scenarios in my head just cause I hate reality.

I was bored out of my mind so I went on goodreads to find myself a book to read. Scrolling through some lists, I found myself here on - The Enemies to Lovers Trope list. I guess I really have a type huh

Cliche but still valid Villain x Hero trope:

Villain and Hero going round after round until Hero finally slips up and Villain gets the upper hand, pinning them hard against the wall. Hero’s panting, bruised and bloody, eyes narrowed and defiant, daring Villain to do their worst. And Villain can’t help but give in to impulse and kiss them. 

Bonus: Hero freezes up, completely shocked, and does nothing to stop them.

Bonus bonus: Hero freezes for just a moment and then melts, kissing back.

Bonus bonus bonus: Hero kisses back with purpose and then uses the distraction as a chance to finally stun and capture Villain.

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