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Top 5 Iceman Kazansky eras

Oh my God, this is inspired.

Lessee.

In chronological order:

USNA Valedictorian and Most Valuable Player (Varsity Lacrosse and Intramural Sex) Era

Work hard, play hard. Ice did his share of grinding in high school, excelling in academics and balancing as many extracurriculars as possible, but now he's out of his family home, and he can come into his own. Between his Navy work and the extra rigors of playing Division 1 sports, as well as the natural effects of aging, Ice is going to bulk up, lose his puppy fat, and get Stupid Hot. Now that he doesn't have the confines of being a minor living with your parents, he's also going to have the opportunity to slut it up properly. I love this for him.

Top Gun Era

Waist: Snatched. Patience: Nonexistent. He's the best, he knows he's the best, and he's looking his best. Cannot stop serving cunt for a single second. This man is a 24/7 cunt buffet with a heart of gold and a smile made of actual sunshine.

Hot Shot Era

For several years after TOPGUN (probably at least a decade), Ice is going to spend his life as an active duty pilot, in demand and the best of the best. He gets to prove his mettle, hone his skills, and fuck Maverick in aircraft carriers and exotic locales all over the world. I believe they refer to these as glory days. You're doing amazing, sweetie.

Dad Jeans Era

As he ages and is promoted away from flying full time, Ice is going to be less competitive as a reflex. That razor's edge he's maintained so long is going to get sanded down, and he'll become more comfortable with his place in life and the people with whom he shares it, and be more comfortable going without that icy mask, be more comfortable showing his softness. He's going to buy some sweaters. He's going to take some vacations. Maybe he'll pick up some hobbies. He'll buy a bird feeder. He's going to go full DILF.

Growing Old Together

A well-earned retirement for the man who was one of the world's best pilots, one of the highest-ranked military leaders in the world, and an Olympic gold medalist in sex. Sweater Ice is going to enter silver fox mode. He's going to retire and relax for five fucking minutes. He's going to learn to use Do Not Disturb mode on his phone. He's going to install a porch swing on the front porch of his forever home with Maverick. He's going to read books for pleasure, savoring them slowly the way he hasn't been able to in years. He's going to join the AARP and get discounts at restaurants once he's able to eat normally again after cancer and chemo. He and Maverick are going to take long vacations together, just the two of them, doing things they've wanted to do their entire lives. It's well deserved, Admiral.

Iceman/Maverick in their retired era, courtesy of noahdeaart. Posted with permission.

tom cruise and val kilmer (1986)

finally finally watching the octonauts a&b

I'll forever love Top Gun 1986 behind the scenes pictures 🥰❤❤

KNUCKLES HAD A SISTER??

What the past couple days have felt like

made a new fanfic!!

<a href="https://archiveofourown.org/works/47418718"><strong>Tiny hands and Tiny attachments</strong></a> (716 words) by <a href="https://archiveofourown.org/users/rivvyn"><strong>rivvyn</strong></a><br />Chapters: 1/1<br />Fandom: <a href="https://archiveofourown.org/tags/Call%20of%20Duty%20(Video%20Games)">Call of Duty (Video Games)</a><br />Rating: Teen And Up Audiences<br />Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply<br />Characters: Simon "Ghost" Riley, John Price (Call of Duty), John "Soap" MacTavish, Original Female Character(s)<br />Additional Tags: Fluff, Found Family, Angst and Feels, Comfort, Babies, Minor Character Death, soap loves children, man becomes a dad real!!, No beta we die like john soap mactavish<br />Summary: <p>Soap didn't expect to be bringing home a baby.</p>