Bullshit That I'm Stuck In A Flesh Body. I Should Be Made Of High Quality Steel And Have Hot Swappable

The struggle between wanting to look like a sexy humanoid robot, wanting to look like a fucked up combat mech, and wanting to look like an inhuman monstrous amalgamation of steel and circuitry is real.

opens up your access panel and starts unplugging and plugging in random wires while pressing so many pretty buttons

Ah~ hhhgggk I I I I hhhe-hey I nnzzzzk nneed-th-those! Ddd-delicate m-machinery! Hhhhhhhhh~

N-no do-don't s-stop 🥺👉👈

oh my gyatt

I can't phrase any of this any more coherently than I did in the group chat. Of the devil really has just been rattling around in my brain at incredible speeds

Had an idea at work and decided to bring it to life. The blue screen of arousal overflow <3

Don’t forget to treat it to the proper aftercare once it comes back online

This is me with my boyfriend. Sure he's a Satyr-kin but like, close enough.

I may view myself as a machine and my attraction to other robots seems natural, but humans? Mmm...

Imagine the posts on Robot Tumblr from robots who are human fuckers.

"Cuddling your human lover to you and feeling their pulse quicken."

"Human hair is so nice to stroke; it's finer than the finest wires."

"Getting a human sexually excited and feeling them self-lubricate, and a fine mist of coolant leaks all over their skin."

"The way human fingers can find just the right spot in the seams between your plating."

"I need a human to stick its greasy fingers in me and re-arrange my wires until I segfault."

“Why are you into coding?” Uhhh uh I found it fun (I’ve never felt really human in my life, just like a robot. To code and give a robot instructions on what to do, I feel like I am teaching a child. Someone like myself. I get lost in not feeling with the computer.)

Kinda happy my boyfriend is a Satyr and not an kintype with fangs, I dunno if I could deal with having my wires chewed on more often than he already tries to lmao.

bodies should have crash logs. why the fuck did that just happen.

having absolutely no gender dysphoria but crippling species dysphoria is so weird. fuck am i supposed to do about being a computer.