Not Gonna Lie, The Last Three Lines Could Be An Excellent Incorrect Quote

it's not my fault all those people got stabbed, they're the ones who ran into my knife over and over

John Walker: *teases Bucky about his staring problem*

Sam: I'm sorry to say that you've lost your kneecap privileges

(what do you mean that's not how that scene went—)

only sam can joke about bucky's staring problem, if anyone else does it sam would go on defensive mode

deranged post number three

i am attracted to men

dude my pfp is a bisexual witch

i'm having the time of my fucking life

You're getting married to your Tumblr pfp how fucked are u

so remember when Instagram, Facebook, and Snapchat were down for like a day and Twitter was like

@dead-deadashell this reminded me of you

you're fucking weird dude

Can you please reblog if your blog is a safe place for lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, asexual, aromantic, pansexual, non binary, demisexual or any other kind of queer or questioning people? Because mine is.

Alaska invaded Europe and won

Snow all year round, motherfuckers

Wtf I just found this on the presidents computer???

egg: uncooked

steak: rare

milk: 1%

alcohol: straight up liquor

warm drink: black coffee

ignore this, just some sisterly drama, nothing spicy

any drama whores can leave now

@unholydisaster13 made fun of me so she has to die.