unholydisaster13 - Goddess of Procrastination

unholydisaster13

Goddess of Procrastination

she/they, disaster bisexual and awkward enby at your service

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unholydisaster13
1 year ago

im her sister and can confirm, i was gnawing at my enclosure and almost killed someone

i was casually doodling random shit on printer paper and all of a sudden my sister is blowing my phone with ao3 being down and now im tempted to draw a skull with a bloody arrow going through it and labeling it "me fr" (i cant draw for shit)

unholydisaster13
1 year ago

im back and i have food.

I started writing fanfiction again after an eternity and I wrote a fucking Honkai: Star Rail. @whatisgrass be disappointed in me and then watch me not give a fuck. I actually have two more but you can just find them on my profile so…

Obama is a dream god, I’ve decided, see you in fifteen years


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unholydisaster13
2 years ago

deranged post number four

@whatisgrass JUST TOOK MY GAY CARD

EVIL ARC PEAK: ENGAGE!


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unholydisaster13
2 years ago

deranged post number two

@whatisgrass loves men.

she loves them.


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unholydisaster13
2 years ago

reblogging so I remember where it is

🌈Them gay shows 🌈

🌈Them Gay Shows 🌈

Finally did it guys! BL Drama recommendations flowchart catered to me. Me only. ME people who might have the same taste as me. Enjoy

unholydisaster13
2 years ago
unholydisaster13
2 years ago

@whatisgrass is looking for a fiction series on AO3, wish her luck


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unholydisaster13
2 years ago

just found this on my dashboard and by law, I'm required to reblog this.

I Am Going To Eat This Entire Candy Cane.

I am going to eat this entire candy cane.

unholydisaster13
2 years ago

ok google, how do I post "regularly" or at least enough that no one assumes that I am dead

unholydisaster13
2 years ago

@whatisgrass just bust down my door, said without pause, "there are a lot of things I want to see before I die and Papá dancing is not one of them," and left me to die laughing.

you son of a bitch.

unholydisaster13
2 years ago

hello, i have characters for bad idea

Khonsu

Hero, Generation III

Civilian identity: Issac [REDACTED]

Wavy hair(undercut), dyed dark red, and brown eyes

Positives: Analytical, open-minded, objective, charismatic

Negatives: Insensitive, solitary, repressed, restless

Forever tired dad to three(3) chaotic heroes-in-training

Manipulates lunar energy, often called a werewolf

Trained in Project [REDACTED]

Helios

Villain, Generation III

Civilian identity: Connor [REDACTED]

Curly hair, natural black w/ violet ends, and gray eyes

Positives: Brilliant, practical, perceptive, direct

Negatives: Risk-prone, defiant, impatient, merciless

Is probably a masochist but strongly denies it

Telekinesis, and manipulates fire and solar energy, is called a phoenix

Trained in Project [REDACTED]

Shu

Hero informant, Generation II

Civilian identity: Benett "Benji" Clay

Wavy hair, natural dark brown, and hazel eyes

Positives: Enthusiastic, good-natured, curious, driven

Negatives: Disorganized, people-pleasing, nosy, gullible

Khonsu's kind of sort of brother

Manipulates the wind, isn't called any sort of mythical animal

Trained in Project Brimstone

Moryana

Vigilante, Generation IV

Civilian identity: Penelope Sosa

Straight hair, dirty blonde, and dark brown eyes

Positives: Supportive, hardworking, rational, reliable

Negatives: Reserved, overcommitted, altruistic, disrespectful

Has been subjected to horoscope readings, would not recommend

Manipulates water, is probably a siren

Trained in Project Ether

Tiamat

Villain, Generation III

Civilian identity: Makayla [REDACTED]

Curly hair, black, and brown eyes

Positives: Observant, creative, pragmatic, magnetic

Negatives: Unfocused, easily bored, sensitive, vicious

Khonsu and Shu's kind of sort of sister

Manipulates water and storms, is definitely a siren

Trained in Project [REDACTED]

Nyx

Vigilante, Generation II

Civilian identity: Kameron Caye

Wavy hair, light brown, and green-gray eyes

Positives: Empathetic, passionate, idealistic, generous

Negatives: Unrealistic, vulnerable, self-critical, isolated

Friends-with-benefits with Shu, supposedly no feelings involved

Manipulates darkness and stellar energy, probably a vampire

Trained in Project Brimstone

I might be posting short stories introducing them as best as I can because writing is about as easy as me balancing myself on a thin circle. It won't make sense and it definitely won't make sense. Yes, I just wrote that twice. Yes, I am slightly sleep-deprived.

The gods have made many mistakes and their greatest was giving me a flesh suit to inhabit.


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unholydisaster13
2 years ago
I Feel Not Dumb Now.

I feel not dumb now.

But the feeling is gonna leave very soon, I'm sure.

I got the Top 4.47% on this English Vocabulary test


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unholydisaster13
2 years ago

i nearly killed her with the wrong alcohol

i'm the best sibling ever

I hope your toe feels better

my toe thanks you

unholydisaster13
3 years ago

@lol-whyidumb if you don't simp for a fictional character for a week, i'll cook you whatever food is available in my skill tree

I'm only like level 4 so play nice


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unholydisaster13
3 years ago

can confirm, i'm her sibling

How movies portray siblings: I know you might think I hate you but I don't. I hope we can start over and put the past behind us. You're the best sibling I can ask for.

How siblings actually are:

unholydisaster13
3 years ago

we duel at dawn bitch

YOU THINK I’M JOKING BUT I’M DEAD SERIOUS
YOU THINK I’M JOKING BUT I’M DEAD SERIOUS
YOU THINK I’M JOKING BUT I’M DEAD SERIOUS
YOU THINK I’M JOKING BUT I’M DEAD SERIOUS

YOU THINK I’M JOKING BUT I’M DEAD SERIOUS

unholydisaster13
3 years ago
unholydisaster13 - Goddess of Procrastination
unholydisaster13
3 years ago

dear fucking gods how the hell did this show up in my feed

this is glorious, i shall make a day of this holy shit

unholydisaster13 - Goddess of Procrastination
unholydisaster13 - Goddess of Procrastination
unholydisaster13 - Goddess of Procrastination
unholydisaster13 - Goddess of Procrastination
unholydisaster13 - Goddess of Procrastination
unholydisaster13 - Goddess of Procrastination
unholydisaster13 - Goddess of Procrastination
unholydisaster13 - Goddess of Procrastination
unholydisaster13 - Goddess of Procrastination
unholydisaster13 - Goddess of Procrastination
unholydisaster13
3 years ago

Can you please reblog if your blog is a safe place for lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, asexual, aromantic, pansexual, non binary, demisexual or any other kind of queer or questioning people? Because mine is.

unholydisaster13
3 years ago

my gaydar turns on for the entirety of the movie to see how much

✨ G A Y ✨

I can detect before I overload. Once I find a character with a 40% chance or higher of being gay, my gaydar plays "Fast" by Saweetie.

I regret nothing.

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unholydisaster13
3 years ago
Incorrect Quotes Ft. @dead-deadashell

incorrect quotes ft. @dead-deadashell

unholydisaster13
3 years ago

ignore this, just some sisterly drama, nothing spicy

any drama whores can leave now

@unholydisaster13 made fun of me so she has to die.

unholydisaster13
3 years ago
Literally Named This "blackmail.jpg"

literally named this "blackmail.jpg"

YOU CAN NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE—

@dead-deadashell can't socialize for shit, pass it on

she communicates solely through combat and would rather dropkick a dude than ask someone for a napkin

totally not referencing myself—


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unholydisaster13
3 years ago

@dead-deadashell can't socialize for shit, pass it on

she communicates solely through combat and would rather dropkick a dude than ask someone for a napkin

totally not referencing myself—


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unholydisaster13
3 years ago

@dead-deadashell this reminded me of you

you're fucking weird dude

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unholydisaster13
3 years ago

I'm automatically required by law to use all of these

hey babe come look at this (affectionate)

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